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LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7017
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	278	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

AsteroidMC

Abilities, Adventure, alliances, building, Combat, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Development, Economy, Events, Exploration, Farming, Gear, Mining, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Towny, Treasures, Wilderness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to AsteroidMC, where adventure awaits in the vast realm of Minecraft!

Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of survival crafting? Look no further! Join us on AsteroidMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server where your imagination knows no bounds!

Land Claiming: Stake your claim in this untamed land! With our advanced land claiming system, protect your hard-earned creations from griefers and invaders. Build, explore, and expand your territory with confidence!

Custom Items: Unleash your creativity with our array of custom items! From powerful weapons to unique tools, our custom items add an exciting twist to your survival experience. Discover rare treasures and craft legendary gear to dominate the wilderness!

Abilities and Skills: Rise above the rest with our dynamic abilities and skills system! Hone your expertise in various disciplines such as mining, combat, farming, and more. Unlock special abilities and unleash your full potential as you progress through the ranks!

Community and Events: Join a thriving community of fellow adventurers! Collaborate with other players, form alliances, and embark on thrilling quests together. Participate in exciting events hosted by our dedicated staff team, from PvP tournaments to scavenger hunts.

Active Development: We’re committed to delivering the best Minecraft experience possible! Our team of developers works tirelessly to introduce new features, fix bugs, and ensure smooth gameplay for all players.

play.asteroidmc.net:25605

Tlm 2.0

5753, action, Balanced Economy, Bed wars, bedrock edition, Cracked, Cross-Play, DDOS protected, Economy, Geyser plugin, Minecraft, Minigames, online players, play.lostminers.fun, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Tlm 2.0

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9356	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!

JAVA : play.lostminers.fun

BEDROCK : play.lostminers.fun

PORT : 5753

Online Players – Last 24 hours

play.lostminers.fun

BlocksMC VS Hypixel

1vs1, Bedwars, block party, build battle, Creative mode, gravity, Hide and seek, lucky block wars, minecraft server, Murder Mystery, PvP, Quakecraft, redstone pvp, sky giants, Skywars, Splegg, super jump, Survival Games, TNT Tag, uhc run

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Players Killed by Monsters:	3688	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Hypixel	BlocksMC
Pros High player count Well-known and established server Wide variety of minigames	Pros Offers a variety of unique and fun gamemodes Supports multiple Minecraft versions 24/7 server availability
Cons Can be laggy due to high player count Some minigames may have long wait times Strict moderation can be a hindrance for some players	Cons May have lower player count compared to Hypixel Lesser known server Some gamemodes may not be as polished as Hypixel

FAQ

Q: Which server has more players, Hypixel or BlocksMC?

A: Hypixel typically has a higher player count compared to BlocksMC due to its popularity and reputation in the Minecraft community.

Q: Do both servers offer a wide variety of minigames?

A: Yes, both Hypixel and BlocksMC offer a variety of minigames to cater to different player preferences.

Q: Are both servers available 24/7?

A: Yes, both servers are available 24/7 for players to enjoy gaming at any time.

Q: Which server supports more Minecraft versions?

A: BlocksMC supports a wider range of Minecraft versions, from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing players on different versions to join and play.

CraftyVibes: The ‘WOKE’ Server, where creeper karma is real and diamond pickaxes are life #MinecraftMadness

activism, Angry, Awareness, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyVibes, creeper, criticism, debate, Diamond, Discourse, Division, Empathy, equality, Frustration, ignorance, Karma, liberal, libtards, Life, MinecraftMadness, outrage culture, Pickaxes, Political Correctness, prejudice, real, Server, social justice, Understanding, Woke

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Do you ever wonder why libtards are always so angry? Maybe it’s because they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is the ultimate safe space for triggered snowflakes looking to vent their frustrations in a virtual world. Build your own safe space castle, create a trigger-free zone for all your libtard friends, and let off some steam by hunting down virtual conservatives. Join now and let the triggering begin! Just make sure to bring your own supply of soy milk and participation trophies.

Minecraft vibes xoxo | ‘Açaí Craze’ Server | Chill gameplay and smoothie breaks | Join the fun now!

Acai, breaks, Chill, CRAZE, Fun, gameplay, Join, Minecraft, Server, smoothie, VIBES, xoxo

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	8742
Magic Items Found:	1318	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to the most berrylicious Minecraft server out there – Açaí bowl! Are you tired of boring old servers with no flavor? Well, look no further because our server is juiced up with excitement!

Join us and experience the power of the açaí berry as you build, craft, and survive in a world filled with vibrant colors and superfood energy. Our spawn point is a giant bowl of açaí with toppings so delicious, you’ll want to dive right in!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you explore deep enough, you’ll discover the legendary açaí temple, where the ancient berries grant you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting smoothie blasts from your fingertips. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of açaí on your side?

So come on down to Açaí bowl, where the fun is as fresh as the fruit and the adventures are as wild as a jungle vine. Just don’t get brain freeze from all the excitement!

🏹 GoldCraft – The #1 Factions , Prison, Survival, Skyblock Network Server

1.15 with 1.8 Combat, 24/7 Support, Anti-cheating, Auctions, Discord, Economy, Faction, Factions, In-game Purchasable Ranks, Ip:, Jobs, Land claiming, MCMMO, minecraft server, Network Server., No Lag, Player Shops, Plugins, Premium, Prison, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vote Rewards

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

🏹 GoldCraft - The #1 Factions , Prison, Survival, Skyblock Network Server Minecraft Server

GoldCraft is a server that wishes to bring you the best Minecraft server experience. With 10 years of experience and an amazing staff team, premium anti-cheating plugins, Multiple Server game modes to choose from, No lag, 24/7 support. Along with an economy that has been balanced and perfected, server player shops, auctions, vote rewards, in-game purchasable ranks that give you special perks as you advance. There are no guidelines, no expectations, and no limits to what you can do. The world is truly yours.

Servers Available:

Discord: discord.gg/P2W9DvxIP: Mc.GoldCraftmc.org

play.goldcraft.co

CorpoVibes Lite: Get Sued in Style with /corpo/ – Aesthetic AF Small Corps in Minecraft!

Aesthetic, brand representation, Corpo, CorpoVibes, Corps, discussion thread, Ein, ex-corpo, globie, graduated talents, Idol, Kawaii, KR vtubers, Lite, mascots, Minecraft, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, Prism, respect identities, retired talents, Shill, Small, small corpo, Small JP vtubers, SmallCorpos, Style, sued, Talents, Tsunderia Extended, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, vtuber agency, Vtubers, vtubers management

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9954	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Do you know what’s missing in your life? That’s right, discussing the talents and mascots of corpo™s that are currently not being talked about in other threads. Where else can you find a community dedicated to shilling small corpo oshis and respecting ex-corpo talents? Only on our server!

Join us now and become a part of this crazy world where anything and everything corpo-related is celebrated. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something this wild and wacky? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one corpo thread at a time!

SADSMP

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Uhc

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Enchantments Applied:	160
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

The first anti-toxic server in Indonesia. This server has various interesting features that might add to your experience in playing Minecraft Survival. This server can be used by Java and Bedrock for all versions

play.sadsmp.my.id:19132

RaedCraft

Community, Crates, Custom, Economy, Events, Fun, Furniture, mc.raedcraft.xyz, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, online gaming, pay ranges, Protections, RaedCraft, Server, Survival, texture pack

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	134
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Hello! We are a SURVIVAL CUSTOM server that started recently, we have a custom texture pack, furniture, economy, protections, crates, pay ranges, constant events and much more! Join now mc.raedcraft.xyz

mc.raedcraft.xyz

BlockyBaez: “CreeperQueen_420’s ‘I look like this’ Minecraft Server”

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mines Excavated:	3593
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but boring survival and minigames? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can participate in a wild and wacky game called “Sheep Jousting”! Ride on the back of a sheep armed with a carrot on a stick and challenge your friends to a hilarious jousting match!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to play a game of “TNT Spleef” where the floor is made of explosive TNT blocks? Watch as the ground beneath you disappears in a fiery explosion! It’s a blast – literally!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about a game of “Pig Racing”? Hop on the back of a speedy pig and race against other players through obstacle courses and crazy twists and turns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for hours of outrageous fun and wacky games that you won’t find anywhere else!