Double Chin MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Twin Gorge 1.21.1

chin liposuction, chin fillers, chin injections, twin, pseudoscience

Bro, forget all that noise! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of trying to change your face shape!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like it’s a freakin’ archery competition!

Who needs pseudoscience when you can be mining for diamonds and building epic structures with your buddies?

Forget about face wraps, come wrap your mind around the insanity of our server instead!

Join now and leave all that other nonsense behind!

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NoChinNoWinCraft

photography, face, Insecurities, zit, Honesty

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

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MomSaidNoMinecraftServer

dinner table, lighthearted joke, gained weight, culture, DISRESPECTFUL

Are you tired of family dinners turning into roast sessions? Join our Minecraft server for a guaranteed chin-free zone! No more “double chin” jokes or snarky comments about your BMI – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your mom calling you out for having an extra scoop of ice cream. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, not bring you down.

So say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join our server today and let the good times roll – no chin-up exercises required!

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WeddingPicRageCraft

wedding etiquette, professional photographer, WeddingPicRageCraft, family photos, staged photos

So, you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of explosive llamas come charging at you, blowing up everything in their path! Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have a giant chicken spawn on top of it and start laying eggs everywhere? Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the mobs have their own reality show. Watch as the creepers try to navigate through an obstacle course of TNT, or see the skeletons compete in a dance-off to win a golden bow. It’s pure madness, and you won’t want to miss a second of it.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly insane Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who needs boring old professional photos when you can have explosive llamas and dancing skeletons? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let the chaos begin!

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Blocky Blingy Builders

gaming industry, gaming experience, gaming market, Gaming Enthusiasts, next gen

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so amazing that if you can name 20 good games with great graphics, we’ll give you a free diamond sword!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow, discover a secret underground city filled with treasure, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Minecraft Mayhem Madness

Moids, DATING, equality, Men, gender dynamics

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where moids are not allowed! Why waste your time dealing with boring moids when you can join a server filled with legendary players who know how to have a good time?

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to find the elusive unicorn horse that poops out golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mythical Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness this majestic creature busting out some sick moves while you battle it for the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted leprechaun boots that make you jump 100 blocks high.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to moids and hello to a world of insanity and laughter on our Minecraft server!

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LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, unrealistic, aspirations, longing, unattainable

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

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Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!

burning coal, Italian literature, Inferno, Italian poet, soulful connection

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the poetry of Italian poets from the 13th century comes to life in pixelated glory! Join us and experience words that glow like burning coal as you explore our virtual world.

Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?

Come join us and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poetry and Minecraft. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

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Cheeky Chavs Craft

kneel, CHEEKY, video games, Chavs, Gaming

Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

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MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

minecrafty, LIVESTREAMING, Rentry, Ethyria General, vlogging

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!

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