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RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

deepest regret, Guilt, healing, learning from mistakes, letting go, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableSteve, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, shame, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

anticipation, Conference, countdown, Event, EXCITEMENT, less than one week, Meta, metaphor, metaphor conference, metaphorical anticipation, metaphorical celebration, metaphorical conference, metaphorical countdown, metaphorical event, metaphorical event planning, metaphorical event preparation, metaphorical excitement, metaphorical gathering, Minecraft, one week countdown, Server, Upcoming Event, Week

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Animals Bred:	161
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

BTFO, Communication, controversy, Digital, Drama, E-Drone, edrone, Entertainment, internet, Khan, KWAB, Minecraft, online feud, smp, social media, Technology, Tony, TONY KHAN, Tony Khan burn, Tony Khan clapback, Tony Khan response, Tony Khan roast, Tony Khan tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	6223
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Potions Brewed:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

Adult, Christian, college fund, college student, Disown, expensive gift, financial support, Gay, iPhone, laptop, Leeching, Lifestyle, Mac laptop, ParentalPiggybacker, parents, privileged, rug-pulled, safe position, south-asian household, sunk cost fallacy, ungrateful

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Crops Grown:	9042
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

America, AVOID, decision, Destination, dislike, Explore, never go, NoWayInNebraskaMC, opinion, Preference, State, tourism, travel, united states, unpopular, US State, vacation, Visit

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	290
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

climate change, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorists, control, critical thinking, fake news, Hurricane, Hurricanes, internet culture, lost the plot, mental health, Minecraft, Misinformation, natural disasters, need to log off, online behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Server, skepticism, social media, technology addiction, weather control

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1727	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Farms Harvested:	570	Ores Mined:	1520
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

Competition, corner kick, Defense, european football, Explanation, game play, Goal, League, match, midfield, Minecraft, Offense, offside rule, penalty kick, Players, PLAYS, rules, smp, Soccer, sports, steve, strategy, Tactics, TEAM, terminology

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.