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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6308 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 690731 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
Crops Grown: | 3162 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!
But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!