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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8175 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1474 |
so, liek, u know how the US State Dept was all, “yo, we don’t want Taiwan to be independent or whatevs”? well, they straight up DELETED that statement, like it never even happened! it’s cray cray, man.
come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.
plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.
so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!
