all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”
come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.
| Features | Land claiming | Warps | Voting rewards | RTP (Random Teleport) | Dynmap | Marketplaces | Daily login rewards | Unique item sets |
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| Gameplay Enhancements | Fast tree cutting | Trade shop | Spawner collection | Auto chest sorting |
No Pay-to-Win: We use diamonds as the primary currency, ensuring a fair and balanced economy—absolutely no pay-to-win mechanics here!
We’ve got (almost) everything an SMP server needs, and we’re always evolving. Now updated to Minecraft 1.21!
Join us and enjoy your time on Modern Vanilla!
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Server IP:
Java: modern-vanilla.com
Bedrock: modern-vanilla.com : 19132
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Discord:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I claim land? | Use the land claim system with /claim to protect your builds from griefing. |
| What are voting rewards? | Earn ranks and exclusive items by supporting the server with your votes. |
| How do I use RTP? | Simply use the command /rtp to get randomly teleported to explore new areas of the world. |
| Can I buy items in the marketplace? | Yes, you can buy and sell in-game items using in-game currency through the player-driven market. |
| Is there a way to keep my inventory organized? | Yes, use the auto chest sorting feature to keep your inventory neat. |
| Server Age | 6 weeks old |
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| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
| Whitelisted | Yes |
| Server Version | 1.21.1 |
| Server Style | Hermitcraft inspired |
| Addons | Minimal – Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames |
| Player Base | Dedicated |
| Events | Fun events |
| Economy | Diamond |
| Rules | No griefing, no cheating, etc… |
Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
You can join the server by contacting plooop on Discord or through the provided Discord link above.
The server has minimal addons including Playerheads, Armor stand arms, and invisible item frames.
The server economy is based on diamonds.
Yes, basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, and other common server rules. Make sure to follow them to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.
The average age range is lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages among the player base.
| Server | Description |
|---|---|
| Survival | Chill out, relax, build and have a great experience playing with other players. Team up and go on great adventures! |
| Lifesteal | Every kill wins you a heart, whereas every death loses you a heart. If you die, you get BANNED for 24 hours! |
The server features include a balanced economy, land claims for protection, player shops, frequent giveaways, and friendly staff.
To join, copy the server IP (play.swiftnetwork.online) and paste it into your multiplayer server list, then join using your server list.
Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings. And guess what? The pig-icorn went on to lead an army of chickens in a battle against an army of evil llamas. It was epic, trust me.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, surprised, and entertained, then look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret potion that turns you into a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.
And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!