all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”
come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.
| Features | Land claiming | Warps | Voting rewards | RTP (Random Teleport) | Dynmap | Marketplaces | Daily login rewards | Unique item sets |
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| Gameplay Enhancements | Fast tree cutting | Trade shop | Spawner collection | Auto chest sorting |
No Pay-to-Win: We use diamonds as the primary currency, ensuring a fair and balanced economy—absolutely no pay-to-win mechanics here!
We’ve got (almost) everything an SMP server needs, and we’re always evolving. Now updated to Minecraft 1.21!
Join us and enjoy your time on Modern Vanilla!
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Server IP:
Java: modern-vanilla.com
Bedrock: modern-vanilla.com : 19132
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Discord:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I claim land? | Use the land claim system with /claim to protect your builds from griefing. |
| What are voting rewards? | Earn ranks and exclusive items by supporting the server with your votes. |
| How do I use RTP? | Simply use the command /rtp to get randomly teleported to explore new areas of the world. |
| Can I buy items in the marketplace? | Yes, you can buy and sell in-game items using in-game currency through the player-driven market. |
| Is there a way to keep my inventory organized? | Yes, use the auto chest sorting feature to keep your inventory neat. |
| Server Age | 6 weeks old |
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| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
| Whitelisted | Yes |
| Server Version | 1.21.1 |
| Server Style | Hermitcraft inspired |
| Addons | Minimal – Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames |
| Player Base | Dedicated |
| Events | Fun events |
| Economy | Diamond |
| Rules | No griefing, no cheating, etc… |
Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
You can join the server by contacting plooop on Discord or through the provided Discord link above.
The server has minimal addons including Playerheads, Armor stand arms, and invisible item frames.
The server economy is based on diamonds.
Yes, basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, and other common server rules. Make sure to follow them to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.
The average age range is lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages among the player base.
| Server | Description |
|---|---|
| Survival | Chill out, relax, build and have a great experience playing with other players. Team up and go on great adventures! |
| Lifesteal | Every kill wins you a heart, whereas every death loses you a heart. If you die, you get BANNED for 24 hours! |
The server features include a balanced economy, land claims for protection, player shops, frequent giveaways, and friendly staff.
To join, copy the server IP (play.swiftnetwork.online) and paste it into your multiplayer server list, then join using your server list.
Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings. And guess what? The pig-icorn went on to lead an army of chickens in a battle against an army of evil llamas. It was epic, trust me.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, surprised, and entertained, then look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret potion that turns you into a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.
And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!
And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.
But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.
One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.
Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.
So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
About Straight Up:
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land or protect my builds? | No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server. |
| Are there world resets? | No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date. |
| Is PvP allowed? | Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server. |
| Are there any quality of life changes? | Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies. |
| Are there economy plugins or factions? | No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins. |
Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.
Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!
Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!
Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).
So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?
Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!
Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!
Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
