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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1594 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
Join us for a chance to ride on a pig while wearing a tutu, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But the real reason you should join our server? Well, let’s just say that owning a girl here comes with some…interesting perks. Aside from having an ass to fill every morning (yes, you read that right), you’ll also get a personal chef who cooks only the finest virtual food and a bodyguard who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come your way.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some virtual earplugs.