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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4104 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4890 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like, everrrr. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
also, we have this thing where if you find a golden carrot, you get to ride a dragon around the server and breathe fire on your enemies. it’s like, totally rad.
so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that tells jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.
