Dorklessons Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShortyChillCraft

body heat, body surface area, colder, cooling mechanism, cooling sensation, discomfort, effects, Evaporative cooling, heat loss, heat transfer, height, height difference, physiological response, short people, ShortyChillCraft, shower experience, Showers, Temperature regulation, Thermal equilibrium, Thermoregulation, water evaporation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

u ever been in a shower and felt like u were in the arctic tundra? well, on this server, short people get the ultimate challenge – evaporative cooling effects that make showers colder for them! join us if u wanna experience the thrill of shivering in a virtual shower! who needs warm water anyway? come join us for the ultimate icy adventure!

Wealthy Craft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Adventure Economy Mini-games Roleplay Skyblock Factions Prison Towny Pixelmon Modded Vanilla Hardcore Skywars Bedwars Parkour Building Redstone

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	260	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	342176
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Wealthy Craft is a passionate community of Minecraft enthusiasts dedicated to pushing the boundaries of imagination and creativity. Whether you are a beginner or a seasoned player you can be here!

Remember, this is a place to have fun, make friends, and share your passions. Enjoy your time here!

wealthycraft.withermc.io:19256

Frogtopia SMP

Community, Economy, Friends, Frogtopia SMP, Griefprevention, Minecraft, Plugins, STREAMS, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to Frogtopia SMP, home of the Frogs! Come join our Survival Economy server with plugins like GriefPrevention to help secure your builds, and join a tight knit community of friends! And visit our streams to watch us play from time to time as well!

mc.frog-topia.com

BauBauCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2721
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were two fearless Minecraft warriors named Fuwawa and Mococo. They roamed the lands, slaying creepers and building epic structures with their bare hands.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find streams so entertaining, they’ll make you pee your pants with laughter. And don’t even get me started on the unarchived content – it’s like a treasure trove of memes and karaoke sessions that will have you crying tears of joy.

Plus, we’ve got merch so cool, it’ll make your friends jealous. And if you’re into baubau-related content, well, let’s just say things can get a little spicy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

CockyCraft SMP: Big Brown & Yellow Edition

adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult performers, big, big brown cock, big yellow cock, BROWN, CockyCraft, diverse representation, Edition, Erotic, explicit content, fetish, heterosexual, interracial, mainstream porn, only fans, sexual diversity, sexual preferences, smp, taboo, Western, Yellow

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and build epic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. The winner gets a golden chicken as a prize!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds. Just watch out for the giant chickens roaming the land – they’re not as friendly as they look!

StarbucksWheelieSpot

accessibility, accessibility rights, cafe, cafe etiquette, disability rights, discrimination, Etiquette, inclusion, public accommodations, public seating, public spaces, seating, seating options, social norms, Starbucks, StarbucksWheelieSpot, Table, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair accessible, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair users

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6144	Players Killed by Monsters:	7258
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tables for everyone except for people in wheelchairs! That’s right, our tables are reserved exclusively for those who can stand and sit like a normal person. No wheelchairs allowed here!

Join us for some epic gaming sessions where you can enjoy the luxury of sitting at a table without a wheelchair symbol on it. Who needs accessibility when you can have exclusivity, am I right?

And don’t worry about encountering any entitled individuals like the girl at Starbucks. Here, we only accept players who appreciate the absurdity of life and can laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on over and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave your wheelchair at the door!

FoamCraft: No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Beach, Chemicals, children, coastal areas, contamination, Environment, Environmental Protection, FoamCraft, government officials, hazardous, health, Kids, marine life, Netherlands, PFAS, Pollution, public health, Safety, sea foam, TOXIC, Warnings, water quality

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	New Chunks Explored:	434109
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, you gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, cuz our sea foam is LIT with toxic PFAS! Forget about building houses and farms, come get your daily dose of chemicals while surfing on the waves of danger! Who needs diamonds when you can have PFAS, amirite? Plus, our government officials are so cool, they’ll warn you about the dangers of sea foam while you’re busy crafting your next potion of insanity. So come on, join us and let’s get toxic together!

TornadoStickCraft

alert system, Broadcast, cable, Communication, devices, emergency alert, emergency broadcast, emergency notification, emergency preparedness, fire stick, natural disaster, Notification, Public Safety, safety precaution, severe weather, Technology, tornado warning, TornadoStickCraft, warning message, warning system, weather alert

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll blow you away like a tornado warning on a fire stick! 🌪️🔥

Join us and experience the craziest adventures ever seen in Minecraft history. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! 😂

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself comes to hang out on the weekends. And trust me, you do NOT want to miss a chance to party with that guy! 👻

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🎮

CraftyCO2Climates

atmospheric conditions, carbon cycle, causal relationship, climate, climate change, climate modeling, Co2, CraftyCO2Climates, data analysis, earth’s history, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, modern times, Phanerozoic, research methodology, scientific study, statistical analysis, Stochastic assessment, Temperature

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaurs and time travel and stuff. like, u can go back to the phanerozoic era and see all the cool prehistoric creatures. u can even ride a t-rex into battle against a giant squid or something. and then u can fast forward to modern times and build a skyscraper out of diamonds. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. so join now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!

Demacia MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Demacia is a towny server, with many cool features and epic stuff! We have Elitemobs that have many Dungeons’map and pyro Fishing and Mining. We give free key all every month to get some awesome stuff! Let’s go and make a new memories.

52.172.27.109:25517