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SelfieGenius Minecraft SMP

beauty, body positivity, Confidence, Individuality, Minecraft, physical features, self admiration, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-perception, SelfieGenius, smp, unique traits

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and show off your best physical features to all the other players. Are you proud of your perfectly sculpted abs? Show them off while you mine for diamonds! Do you have killer biceps from all that block-breaking? Flex them while you battle mobs in the Nether!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Boot Gang, a group of players who only wear diamond boots no matter what the situation. Want to join their ranks and strut your stuff in the most blinged-out footwear in all of Minecraft? Then this is the server for you!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, showing off your best physical features in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond boot-wearing superstar!

CraftyCheatCodes

Breakthrough, CraftyCheatCodes, empowerment, game changer, Inspirational, life changing, life hack, life transformation, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, positive habits, productivity hack, real life cheat code, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, success, success strategies, transformational tool

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of living in a boring, cheat code-less world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to change your life! Join us and discover the ultimate cheat code that will make you the ruler of the virtual universe.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! That’s right, our server is filled with hidden treasures just waiting for you to uncover.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon who will become your loyal pet and help you conquer all your enemies. And if you ever get tired of mining and battling, you can relax in our luxurious virtual spa where you can pamper yourself with virtual massages and facials.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and unlock the cheat code that will change your life forever!

CraftyF16sInUkraine

aerial surveillance, air support, combat missions, CraftyF16sInUkraine, Danish F-16s, Danish government, Danish military, defense forces, european allies, european security, fighter jets, foreign policy, International cooperation, military intervention, Military operations, military presence, nato, peacekeeping mission, PM Mette Frederiksen, Ukrainian conflict, working in Ukraine

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4640	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to fly a danish F-16 but u can’t cuz u not a pilot? well guess what, on our server u can fly danish F-16s in ukraine! mette frederiksen herself confirmed it! join our server for the most epic air battles and show off ur mad pilot skills. u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so come join us now and let’s take to the skies together!

EmpathyCraft: Parent Edition

Communication, compassion, Distress, Edition, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, empathy development, EmpathyCraft, family dynamics, feelings, modeling empathy, Nurturing, Parent, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, role models, Support, teenagers, Understanding, warmth

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1609	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	811
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Yo, dis server be like havin’ a bunch of cool parents who teach u how to be all empathetic and stuff. Like, if u join dis server, u gonna learn how to be all caring and understanding, just like ya parents (if dey cool). We gonna show u how to recognize when someone be in distress, help dem name their feelings, and just be all warm and fuzzy inside. So come join da fun and learn how to be a real empathetic player on dis server!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Country, cuteness, DATING, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, Gender Roles, lesbian relationships, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, prejudice, relationships, retarded men, Server, society, Stereotypes, T. Knower, ugly men

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	99
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where girls reign supreme and men are just there to admire from afar! Join us for a world where lesbian relationships are the norm because let’s face it, men are just too ugly and retarded to handle our level of love and cuteness.

On our server, you’ll find a community of fierce and fabulous women who build amazing structures, slay dragons, and conquer the world one block at a time. Men are welcome to join, but be prepared to be dazzled by our awesomeness and left in awe of our superior skills.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where girls rule and men drool. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and fabulousness that awaits you on our server!

SMPReactionary in Minecraft SMP

acceptable behavior, appropriate reaction, behavior standards, cross-cultural communication, cultural acceptance, cultural appropriateness, Cultural awareness, cultural behavior, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural sensitivity training, Cultural traditions, cultural understanding, cultural values, international customs, Minecraft, smp, SMPReactionary, social etiquette, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance-offs with creepers, and thrilling treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with your clucking comrades.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!

GF vs BFF: Love Triangle Server

Best Friend, BFF, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Conflict, emotional connection, family dynamics, friendship, Girlfriend, Homophobia, Honesty, Jealousy, love, loyalty, platonic love, relationships, Server, Support, Triangle, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5229
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love triangles are more common than finding diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and questionable relationship boundaries.

Picture this: you, a male player, have a female best friend named H and a girlfriend named J. H is a lesbian with a crappy family situation, while J is feeling a little insecure about your platonic love for H. Can you navigate this love triangle and still come out on top in the game?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. From heated arguments to heartwarming moments, you’ll experience it all. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of love and friendship in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find yourself in your own love triangle along the way.

RedditSexEdMinecraftSMP

advice, Communication, Community, Connection, education, empowerment, Experience, growth, Intimacy, learning, Men, Pleasure, reddit, RedditSexEdMinecraftSMP, relationships, satisfaction, sexual guidance, sharing, Support, Techniques, Tips

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2218
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wildest adventures and shenanigans!

Join us if you want to learn the secret art of seducing creepers with your smooth moves, or maybe you’re interested in giving relationship advice to Endermen on how to find their perfect match in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can test their flirting skills and see who can woo the most villagers in a single night.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a block of dirt!

NoRespect4Profesh

careers with no respect, contemptible work, corrupt occupations, disdainful occupations, dishonest jobs, dishonorable jobs, dishonorable professions, disreputable professions, disrespectful professions, immoral careers, jobs with no honor, lack of respect, NoRespect4Profesh, professions lacking respect, professions with no dignity., professions with no integrity, shameful work, unethical careers, unethical professions, unprofessional behavior, untrustworthy professions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

If you answered “professional potato peeler,” then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and show off your mad potato peeling skills in our exclusive mini-game, “Spud Showdown.” Compete against other players to see who can peel the most potatoes in record time and earn the title of “Potato Peeling Champion.”

But that’s not all! Our server also features a unique “Chicken Jousting” event where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in a medieval arena. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new chicken helmet to wear proudly around the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary “Diamond-Encrusted Llama,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the llama is hidden somewhere in the depths of our custom-built maze, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wacky and wild Minecraft adventure unlike any other, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate potato peeling, chicken jousting, llama-finding champion!

AzovCraft: Donbass Disaster!

Azov Brigade, AzovCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Disaster, donbas, DONBASS, donetsk, eastern europe, escalation, humanitarian crisis, international community, Luhansk, Military, OFFICER, Russian intervention, SECURITY, separatists, spiraling out of control, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where things are LIT AF. we got crazy battles happening all the time, it’s like a war zone in there! u gotta be on ur toes at all times cuz u never know when u gonna get attacked by a gang of creepers or a squad of skeletons. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro.

plus, we got this crazy story going on where the Azov Brigade from Donbas is trying to take over the server and u gotta join forces with other players to stop them. it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and strategic to survive in this world, man.

so, if u wanna experience some intense gameplay and be part of an epic battle for control, come join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. let’s go kick some Azov Brigade butt together!