DoritoCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ores Mined:	610	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Farms Harvested:	510
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

/mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

⚔️ CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) 🔥 Minecraft server

1.21.41, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, 19132, Bank, Battle of clans, Bed wars, Cases, Casino, Cheats, Clans, custom armor crafts, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Experience systems, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Griefing, Herobrine, Lucky blocks, Magic Items, many warps, minecraft 1.0, play.cubewix.fun, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, responsive administration, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Survival, transformation into mobs, Unique generation, Weddings

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Hundreds of different commands and unique features.

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.

Many types of cases, magic items.

There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun

♥Port: 19132

♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)

play.cubewix.fun:19133

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, BlockyCraft, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crops Grown:	2707	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us and witness the epic saga of Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu as they embark on a quest to save the world from the evil forces of darkness (and creepers).

Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!

Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9185
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing slower than our server speed is your grandma trying to outrun a creeper! But don’t worry, we have a perfectly logical explanation for this – our server runs on a top-secret potato-powered system that guarantees a unique gaming experience like no other.

Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Pixel Princess Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as elusive as a girl playing hard to get? Well, look no further because on our server, we take ghosting to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ghosted by both players and actual ghosts haunting the server. Who needs friends when you have spooky specters to keep you company, am I right? So come on, join us for a hauntingly good time!

””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

Golfing Craze Minecraft Server

Activity, clubs, competitive, CRAZE, driving range, enjoyment, fairway, Fun, Golf, Golfing, greens, hobby, leisure, Minecraft, Outdoor, Putting, Recreation, Relaxation, Server, socializing, sports, SWING, tee time

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	187	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can tee off while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you can play golf while battling creepers and zombies!

Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!

Confused Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level! We have a dedicated ERP (Extreme Role-Playing) community where you can learn the fine art of ERP in Minecraft.

Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!

Gossip Happy Ending Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1680

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.