Dorado Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

#my hero academia, 6v6 playtests, brigitte, Cassidy, circuit royale, collab, comics, Dorado, Gilded Aspects, Halloween Terror event, Havana, hero mastery, kiriko, madness, mercy, Minecraft, Mining, Music, mythic weapon, new tank, Numbani, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Wiki, patch notes, recolors, Season 14, Short stories, skins, smp, soldier 76, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, spellbinder, Trailer, Venture skins, Widowmaker Mythic, Witch Kiriko, Witch Mercy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

6v6 Test, battle, blocky, circuit royale, Clash mode, comics, Dorado, esports, free skins, Gamepass members, Hanaoka, Havana, Juno, kiriko spam filter, Legendary Flower Child Mei skin, Map reworks, mercy spam filter, Midseason patch notes, Minecraft, Music, mythic prisms, new tank, Numbani, Overwatch 2 Anniversary, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Wiki, Overwatch x World of Warcraft collab, OWG, Pharah hero mastery, Rank reset, Reaper Mythic, Season 12 trailer, Server, Short stories, skins, Sojourn, Throne of Anubis maps, twitch, Warcraft Collab, Wife, zarya

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Mei’s ice wall placement? Look no further! Join our server and earn the legendary Flower Child Mei skin by simply breathing (okay, maybe not that easy, but close).

We’ve got more collabs than a superhero team-up movie, with Overwatch x World of Warcraft skins in the shop now! And for our Gamepass members, we’re giving away free skins and mythic prisms like they’re candy on Halloween.

But that’s not all, folks! Our midseason patch notes are so epic, they make the Avengers look like a group of kindergartners playing dress-up. And don’t even get me started on our Season 12 trailer – it’s more thrilling than a rollercoaster ride with Junkrat at the controls.

Join us for Clash mode with Hanaoka and Throne of Anubis maps, Zarya and Pharah hero mastery, and a rank reset that’ll have you questioning your sanity. And mark your calendars for Overwatch 2 Anniversary – it’s gonna be bigger and better than a Reinhardt charge.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for Sojourn, she’s a real firecracker (and my wife, apparently).

‘MineCraft SMP – /min/ – Mining Maniacs’

6v6, Blogpost, circuit royale, Clash mode, collab skins, comics, Competitive rework, dev tracker, Dorado, Epic Sojourn Barista, esports, free skins, Gamepass members, Hanaoka, Havana, hero mastery, Juno, kiriko spam filter, le sserafim, limited time, Liquipedia, Maniacs, Map reworks, mercy spam filter, Min, Minecraft, Mining, Music, new tank, Numbani, Overwatch 2 Anniversary, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Main Page., Overwatch Wiki, OWG, patch notes, pharah, Prisms, Rank reset, Reaper Mythic, season 12, Season 14, Short stories, smp, Throne of Anubis, Trailer, twitch drop, Warcraft Collab, zarya

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got collab skins that will make your character look like a deranged chicken riding a pig, limited edition patches that turn all the sheep into disco dancers, and competitive reworks that will have you questioning your sanity.

Join us for Season 12 where we’ve added Juno, the Epic Sojourn Barista Twitch drop skin that turns your character into a coffee-loving maniac, and a Clash mode with maps that will have you screaming like a baby zombie. Plus, don’t miss out on the Overwatch 2 Anniversary event where you can battle it out with your friends in a quest for the most ridiculous skins imaginable.

But that’s not all! We’ve got plans for Season 13 including map reworks that will have you navigating through mazes of madness, and a new tank hero that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and pure insanity. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Mwahahaha!

Crescenta: Where playing house turns into top-tier drama for the age 13+ crowd!

3d, age, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Conquer, Crescenta, Crowd, Diplomacy, Dorado, Drama, Economy, generation, GSit, House, Playing, Plugins, Roleplay, Terrain, toptier, Towny, turns, voice chat, War, world reset

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Crescenta Minecraft Server

Server IP: crescenta.org Server Version: 1.21.1 Java Discord Link: https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ Dedicated Crescenta subreddit: r/Crescenta

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations, semi-casual, colonist towny, roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features:

Server Feature	Description
Long lasting worlds	Endless new content and activities for all players.
Custom world generation	New biomes and features for a spectacular world.
3D exploration with Bluemap	Interactive map for exploring the world.
Proximity Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using voice chat.
Resource balancing	Prevents resource depletion and maintains stable economy.
Community plugins	Enjoy flavor plugins like Brewery, Auction House, and more.

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older at minimum, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy. As well, we allow most swearing in chat, so keep that in mind.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP “crescenta.org” to connect to our Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on Crescenta?

A: Yes, we require players to be at least 13 years old due to Discord age policy and chat content.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server and subreddit that we encourage all players to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

Welcome to The Vanilla Nations: Crescenta – Where the nations are made up and the roleplay doesn’t matter!

3d, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist Towny, Community, Crescenta, Custom terrain, Diplomacy, Discord, doesnt, Dorado, Economy, GSit, matter, Nations, netherite, Roleplay, smp, Spice, Vanilla, voice chat, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4544	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8753	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.21 + 1.21.1 Java
Discord Link	Crescenta Discord

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds
Custom world generation
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
Proximity Voice Chat
Resource balancing tweaks
Community flavor plugins

World Reset

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21 + 1.21.1 Java.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using this link.
Is there a world reset?	Yes, we just had a world reset, and the new world is called Dorado.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	We request that players be 13 years or older due to Discord’s 13+ age policy.

Minecraft server: /owg/ – Blockwatch Hilarity

Blockwatch, circuit royale, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Defense Matrix, Dorado, Havana, Hilarity, kiriko spam filter, Map reworks, mercy spam filter, Minecraft, Music, new tank, Numbani, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch Wiki, OWG, patch notes, pink mercy, Runasapi Push Map, season 11, Server, Short stories, Space Ranger

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Pink Mercy’s wings? Well, look no further because our server is returning on June 25 with more excitement than a Season 11 trailer premiere! Our developers have been working harder than a Reinhardt charging into battle to bring you competitive reworks, Defense Matrix updates, and more craziness than a Junkrat ult gone wrong.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got comics, short stories, and music that will make you dance like Lucio on speed boost. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming Runasapi Push Map in Season 11 – it’s gonna be more epic than a Reinhardt Earthshatter combo.

Join us for Space Ranger in Season 12, a new tank in Season 14, and map reworks that will blow your mind faster than a Tracer blink. Plus, earn skins through our Overwatch Esports events and become a pro faster than a Genji deflect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than watching a McCree High Noon fail compilation.

FlawedButFab

acceptance, attraction, beauty, body image, compliments, emotional connection, FlawedButFab, flaws, imperfections, Insecurity, love, partner, Personality, physical appearance, Positive reinforcement, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, self-confidence, Support, Unique

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of your partner constantly complaining about their flaws? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky! Join us and show off that wonky pixelated face your partner hates but you secretly adore. Who needs perfect symmetry when you can have a face only a creeper could love? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more attracted to imperfections, so get ready to mine in style!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutins, Czech prime minister, czech republic, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Peace Mission, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ores Mined:	1668	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Buildings Constructed:	6	Potions Brewed:	104
Farms Harvested:	765	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

FameCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Celebrity, cultural impact, donald trump, emma watson, entertainment industry, Fame, Famecraft, FAMOUS, former actress, Hollywood, iconic, jackie chan, japs, johnny depp, michael jordan, Minecraft, pop culture, recognition, Server, social media, viral, Will Smith

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child development, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DaddyDistracted, distractions, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, postpartum depression, Prioritizing, Server, stress, Support, Technology, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	876

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild

building trust, childhood trauma, Communication, consequences, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, moving forward, NoGoldenChild, parenting, past mistakes, personal responsibility, Resentment, second chances, self improvement, sibling rivalry, SisterlySnafu, Therapy, tough love, troubled teen, trust issues

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and epic comebacks just like Rebecca’s life story! Join us and experience the thrill of redemption as you build your way up from the bottom, just like Rebecca did after almost going to jail!

Explore our vast world filled with opportunities and challenges, just like the ones Rebecca faced when she had to earn back her trust with her family. Will you be able to prove yourself and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now and show us your skills, just like Cally did as an honor student. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the “golden child” of our server! Don’t let your past hold you back, join us and create a new future full of adventure and fun!