Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

ballon, controversy, football, athlete, opinion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

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Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder

reminder, d’or, Minecraft, Frauds, balon

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have our own version of the Ballon d’Or called the Diamond Sword of Awesomeness! Join us and you could win this prestigious award, even if you’re nowhere near the best player on the server.

Real Madrid may have bought their way to success in the football world, but here in our SMP, we value true skill and creativity. No corruption here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Rival players may not be happy about our server’s success, but that just means we’re doing something right. Come join us and watch as Real Madrid fans seethe with jealousy as our community grows stronger and more epic by the day.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what all the hype is about!

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EuroCraft2020

brexit, international relations, trump, labour party, united states

are you tired of living in a world where trump is always causing chaos? well, come join our minecraft server where you can escape to a land where trump doesn’t exist! build your own castle and rule over your own kingdom, far away from the madness of politics. plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see – they poop rainbows! join now and leave trump behind for good!

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Kamala’s Bug Adventure

insect discovery, biology, French Polynesia, taxonomy, vice president

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got bugs named after famous peeps like Kamala Harris! Imagine playing with bugs that are like, “Hey, I’m Kamala Harrisae, nice to meet ya!” It’s like having a VIP bug squad in your world, how lit is that? So come on and join us, we got bugs and blocks waiting for ya!

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Lilypad Eggs

Building-focused, [LGBTQ+ Friendly], 16+, lilypad, java

Welcome to Lilypad Eggs!

We’re a small beginning Minecraft server. If you want to socialize, make friends and play Minecraft, this is the server for you!

Mods Used:

Proximity Chat
Farmer’s Delight
Chipped
Geophilic
Profundis
Tide

The main focus of this server is creating a nice and safe environment for everyone. We are centered around building and have just started making our shopping district.

We have a community of around 30 people to keep the server fun and active! If this sounds like a good fit for you, make sure to apply here.

The server has been open for almost a week and we hope to see you soon!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out the application form linked above.
What are the server rules?	Respect others, no griefing, and have fun!
Are there staff members available?	Yes, we have a dedicated team of staff members to help you.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, feel free to suggest new mods to the staff.

ZenithCraft 1.20.3

pity party, false, Stream, attention seeking, Boost

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual escape from all the drama and haters!

Come build your own world and forget about all the Xitter drama, who needs that when you can be crafting and mining in peace?

Don’t be like that Twitch streamer looking for a dopamine boost, join us and get that sweet virtual high from building epic structures and exploring new lands!

No pity parties here, just pure fun and adventure waiting for you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave all the haters behind!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Traditions, Communication, vacation, alcohol, Server

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the extravagant Indian wedding without alcohol and meat, our server offers a unique experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little cranky like Ethan).

Embark on tailor-made adventures with different dress codes for each day of the week. Enjoy sightseeing tours of our virtual city and indulge in delicious virtual food (sorry, no meat allowed!). Plus, we have personal tailors ready to stitch your in-game outfits for that extra touch of luxury.

But beware, if you can’t handle a dry wedding for a week, you might not survive the craziness of our server. So join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer our epic Minecraft world! And remember, gratitude is key – just ask Ethan.

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ChubbyCheeseFamilyFun

family get together, sister-in-law, emotions, Ocean, daughter’s drawing

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity like never before? Look no further than our server, where even a 6-year-old’s drawings are considered offensive masterpieces!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating art that will make your family members cut ties with you. Drawings so detailed and emotionally charged, they will spark arguments that will last for years to come.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bring out the insecurities of your loved ones with your art skills. Who knew a simple drawing of a beach scene could cause so much drama? Join our server now and be prepared to have your artwork criticized to the point of family disownment. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

real estate deal, trump, Danish PM, Minecraft, geopolitical strategy

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, it’s so lit that even trump tried to buy it, not greenland, but our server! he was all like “i need dis server, it’s gonna be huge, believe me!” and the danish PM was like “nah bro, u can’t buy our server, it’s too awesome for u!” so yeah, if u wanna be part of something that even trump wants, join our server now! we got diamond rain, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the nether that leads to a land made entirely of cheese! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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AI SurveillanceCraft

control, SECURITY, SurveillanceCraft, ai, society

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a billionaire named Larry Ellison who watches over us with his AI surveillance system! he makes sure everyone is on their best behavior so you better not grief or else he will come for you with his army of robot minions! but don’t worry, we also have a secret underground base where we throw wild parties and prank each other with TNT traps! join now for a chance to be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! Larry Ellison is waiting for you to join his virtual utopia!

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D'Or

Welcome to Lilypad Eggs!

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