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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5536 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
lolz join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns ridin’ on rainbowz and zombie pigmen doin’ the cha cha slide.
we got a secret underground disco party where creepers be droppin’ sick beats and skeletons be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.
if ya join dis server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks and a maze filled with talking cows that tell bad jokes.
so come on over and join da fun, cuz only cool kids who ain’t ignorant can handle dis level of awesomeness.
