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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7019 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | New Chunks Explored: | 577419 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!