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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8841 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!