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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9743 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8037 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!