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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7018 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7360 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
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