CopCrafters: No Solicitors Allowed!

Allowed, calling the cops, Conflict, CopCrafters, Cops, door to door, easily scammed, Elderly, Karen, legit companies, noise in yard, ordinance, overreacted, REGISTERED, REPORTED, ring doorbell app, scam, second guessing, small village, Solicitors, verify

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Runes Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Karens can have a blast! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visitors, mysterious strangers, and doorbell drama.

Imagine a world where you can use your ring doorbell app to spy on your neighbors and report suspicious activity to the virtual cops. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about overreacting, here you can let loose and embrace your inner Karen. Whether you’re chasing away solicitors or protecting your virtual village from scammers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might even uncover a secret conspiracy or two while you’re at it. Just remember, in this world, it’s always better to be safe than sorry. See you in the game!

No Soliciting Allowed!

Allowed, ANNOYING, assertive communication, avoiding sales scams, dealing with salespeople, door to door, home intrusion, how to say no, personal space, polite refusal, PUSHY, sales etiquette, sales pitch, sales pressure, sales tactics, sales techniques, Salesman, setting boundaries, Soliciting, unwanted, unwanted solicitation, unwanted visitor

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchantments Applied:	199	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	7142
Void Gems Collected:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of dealing with annoying door-to-door salesmen interrupting your Minecraft building sessions? Well, on our server, we have a special feature that automatically teleports them to the Nether every time they try to knock on your virtual door! Join us for a salesmen-free gaming experience like no other!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks and feathers. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these feathered master builders!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built dimension where the laws of gravity are reversed and pigs can fly – literally! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Events, Excited, Explore, Feedback, Folks, Fun, ideas, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Soft, Spigot, stress, Tpa, Vanilla, WEEKLY

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Items Found:	5094	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

carrying sperm, cups of sperm, fertility, male fertility, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, sperm analysis, sperm banks, sperm carrying methods, sperm cells, sperm collection, sperm count, sperm donation, sperm health, sperm preservation, sperm production, sperm quality, sperm samples, sperm storage, sperm storage containers, sperm transport, SpermCupCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	393
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

bulk order, Catering, chicken fajitas, ChickenFajitaKing, DELICIOUS, event planning, fiesta, food order, Grilled Chicken, Hungry, large order, meal prep, mexican cuisine, Mexican flavors, Minecraft, mouth watering, onions, party food, peppers, sizzling, smp, spicy, Tex-Mex, tortillas

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

ShowerCraft26

Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Ores Mined:	9560
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2494
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

NoRestNoMercyCraft

Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1476	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?

Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

TotallyNotSquidgy Vanilla Infested LGBTQ+ Joyful Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like server! 🔥

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Hermitcraftlike, INFESTED, java, Joyful, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Private ticket system, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, TotallyNotSquidgy, Vanilla, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions, inclusivity, and collaboration
Season 12 Start Date	2nd August
Server Members	350
Total Members	550

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply by joining the Discord server and submitting the form in the #waitlist-form channel.

What time will Season 12 start?

Season 12 will start at 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm CET on the 2nd of August.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious SMP?

Reasons to join include being hosted in North America, Discord integration, Voice Chat, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini-seasons?

Yes, mini-seasons last around a month and may use custom modpacks.

Is being on the Discord server required?

Yes, Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server.

Can I join just for chatting without playing?

Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for chatting and breaks from playing.

Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

Aqua, depression, Empty, empty wallets, favorite talents, Graduation, Happiness, hololive, Invincible, joy, last source of happiness, Minecraft, pit of depression, reminder, Server, Silly games, source of happiness, Stuck, vtuber community, Vtubers, wallets

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	6529
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

cuck, cucks, Decade, Feedback, Good, Great, ignored, ignored advice, ignored feedback, ignored for a decade, ignored for a long time, ignored for years, ignored opinions, ignored recommendations, ignored suggestions, Ignorer, Minecraft, opinion, Overlooked, Popular, rarely talked about, Recommendation, smp, Underrated

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Farms Harvested:	304	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	1541	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

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