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Bong Bros Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, armageddon, Bong, Bongbros, bros, Chants, coping mechanisms, dark comedy, dark humor, Doomsday, End of the World, fear, funny, gallows humor, humor, Minecraft, nuclear war, nukes, Preparation, resilience, Server, Survival, survival skills, uncertainty

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have nukes! That’s right, when things start getting heated, you can chant hilarious phrases like “Boom goes the dynamite!” or “Sayonara, suckers!” as the nukes start flying. Who knew surviving a nuclear apocalypse could be so much fun? Join us now and get ready for the most explosive Minecraft experience of your life!

Collapse in My Lifetime Minecraft Server

Apocalyptic, armageddon, catastrophic events, catastrophic predictions, civilization downfall, climate change, collapse, Doomsday, Dystopia, End of the World, environmental disaster, existential threat, global crisis, impending collapse, impending doom., Lifetime, Minecraft, natural disasters, Server, societal collapse, survivalism, uncertain future, world ending prophecy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will literally keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because on our server, the world will collapse in your lifetime! That’s right, you better start building your epic creations now because who knows when the world will come crashing down around you!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of knowing that at any moment, the world could collapse and your Minecraft dreams could be shattered. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

the world is ending Minecraft SMP

Apocalypse, armageddon, desperate plea, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, existential crisis, final judgment, global catastrophe, humanity’s fate, Minecraft, plea for help, plea for mercy, plea for redemption, plea for salvation, plea for survival, salvation, smp, Survival, tell me why you should be saved, the world is ending, uncertain future, world

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Potions Brewed:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Animals Bred:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to survive the end of the world in style!

Join us and become a part of a wacky community where we fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, ride pigs into battle, and build giant statues of Steve out of gold blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that can destroy entire villages.

So why should you be saved from the end of the world? Because only on our server can you experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of creepers while riding a flying llama with a laser beam attached to its head. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a hero in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

End of Humanity Minecraft SMP

Apocalypse, catastrophic event, Civilization, climate change, Doomsday, End of the World, environmental degradation, ethical dilemma, existential threat, Extinction, Future, global crisis, human impact, Humanity, humanity’s fate, Minecraft, moral responsibility, philosophical debate, planetary destruction, smp, societal collapse, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Animals Bred:	79	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Emeralds Found:	5324	Farms Harvested:	169
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, humanity is on the brink of extinction! But hey, who cares about saving the world when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends instead?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?

Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!

Mayan Y2K Glitch

2012, Ancient civilization, ancient society, Apocalypse, Astronomy, Calendar, Civilization, computer bug, culture, Doomsday, End of the World, glitch, History, Mayan, mayans, Mesoamerica, prediction, Problem, Prophecy, Technology, timekeeping, y2k

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

Friday 13th Asteroid Fun

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	146
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	2705
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

ya’ll ever wanted to play minecraft on an asteroid? well, come join our server where we live on asteroid apophis! it’s got a tiny chance of smashing into earth in 2029 – on a friday the 13th! imagine the chaos and fun of trying to survive while dodging flaming debris and angry aliens! plus, the gravity is all wonky so you can jump super high and build epic floating bases. join now for a out-of-this-world experience!

End of Humans Sing Last Song

Apocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, existential crisis, Extinction, extinction event, extinction timeline, Farewell, final melody, final moments, Future, human legacy, Humanity, humans, impending doom., last breath, last performance, last song, mortality, sing, singing, song

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

lol join this epic minecraft server where we pretend humans are extinct and we are the last survivors trying to sing the last song before we all die lol. u can build crazy bases and fight off zombie mobs while trying to hit those high notes like a boss. plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on, join us before the world ends and let’s sing our hearts out together!

End of the World Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, armageddon, bad stuff, catastrophe, Chaos, death, Despair, Destruction, devastation, Doomsday, End of the World, fear, hopelessness, Loneliness, Minecraft, Server, Tragedy, uncertainty, Virgin, War, world, WTFE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from the impending apocalypse! Join us and fight off hordes of zombies, mutant creepers, and even killer chickens!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare resources that will help you survive the end of the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a potion that will make you immune to all damage (except for fall damage – sorry, gravity still sucks).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! And who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the chaos – because hey, even during the apocalypse, a virg*n deserves a chance at romance, right?

Fear2050 Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, Doomsday, Dystopia, existential threat, fear of change, fear of technology, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Fear2050, Future, irrational fear, Minecraft, PARANOIA, predictions, science fiction, smp, societal collapse, speculation, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchantments Applied:	129
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to protect yourself from the impending invasion of killer chickens in the year 2050! These feathered fiends have been plotting their revenge for years and only the bravest players can stop them. Will you rise to the challenge and save the world from a clucking catastrophe? Join now and prepare for the poultry apocalypse!

CraftyApocalypse

Apocalypse, armageddon, asteroid impact, catastrophic event, civilization collapse, climate change, cosmic event, CraftyApocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, environmental disaster, existential threat, extinction event, global catastrophe, human extinction, mass extinction, nuclear war, pandemic, planetary destruction, societal collapse, technological singularity

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	New Chunks Explored:	430646
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Will humanity survive? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to find out! So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to save the world…or at least your virtual one!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate Meets Blocks

blocks, Chaldea Broadcasting Station, collaboration event, CraftyCreeperz, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, Future Materials, Future Quartz, Hai Ba Trung, mats, meets, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Summoning Info, Water Monsters Crisis

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3019
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is literally the best place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a quest for diamonds in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They embarked on a journey to build the most epic castle ever seen, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas (yes, llamas). But fear not, for our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of dancing parrots or discover a hidden treasure guarded by a squad of rebellious skeletons. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll respawn after getting blown up by a sneaky creeper.

Join now and let the insanity begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for good luck.

ListCraft: Where blocks come in ranked order

academics, american history, blocks, Countries, culture, curriculum, education, eras, facts, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, ListCraft, lists, memorization, Order, presidents, ranked, society, States, Students, study, study habits, united states, world history

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of lists! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. We have a list of every block in Minecraft – Yes, you heard that right! Want to know what block comes after Diamond Ore? We got you covered.

2. We have a list of every mob in the game – From Creepers to Endermen, we know them all. And we even have a ranking of the cutest mobs (spoiler alert: it’s the Pigs).

3. We have a list of every player who has ever joined our server – You could be immortalized in our Hall of Fame! Who wouldn’t want that kind of recognition?

4. We have a list of the craziest Minecraft stories – Like the time a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of our epic list-loving community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret list of hidden treasures in Minecraft. Only one way to find out!

Bonner’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, banned content, blocky, Bonners, Censorship, controversial video, disturbing video, explicit content, explicit material, explicit video, gore sites, graphic content, graphic video, internet, LEXI BONNER, Online Community, online video, sensitive material, social media, too graphic, video link, video sharing, violent content

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Animals Bred:	75	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious moments. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it? True story, he once built a giant statue of a diamond pickaxe just to show off!

And if you’re worried about things getting too intense, don’t worry. Our server is so safe that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare set foot on it. Seriously, he tried once and ended up getting pranked by a group of friendly villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: No Googling Allowed

Allowed, ancient texts, Codex Pajeet II, conspiracy theories, dark web, digital mysteries, dont google, encrypted knowledge, esoteric knowledge, forbidden archives, Forbidden knowledge, googling, Hidden Secrets, internet folklore, internet legends, Internet Mysteries, long trail tags, mysterious codes, online secrets, pajeets, PIXEL, Playground, secret societies, tags, Urban Legends

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Crops Grown:	8624
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers exploding around you! But whatever you do, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do!

Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter as you explore our vast world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing llamas, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds (and maybe a few surprises too)!

Our community is like no other, filled with friendly players who are always up for a challenge – whether it’s building a giant potato statue or defeating the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot (yes, it’s been done).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a mind-blowing, hilarious, and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – unless you’re feeling brave!

WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

achievement, acknowledgment, Admiration, appreciation, Dedication, deserving, Diamond, empowerment, encouragement, equality, goals, hard work, love, Milestones, millie, Potential, recognition, Rough, shes, success, Support, Underrated, Wife, WifeCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Crops Grown:	5277
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	262
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	2305
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

1990s, Afford, Boomers, calling out, Cancer, Cheating, consequences, Court, court fees, CREEPERS, DEBT, DebtCraft, donkey kong, Ethics, fees, financial struggle, Gaming, Generational conflict, Illness, IMPORTANCE, Justice, Legal System, Path, personal values, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8483	Endless Night Skies:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	703073	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Astral Projections Made:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3452
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, general, guides, Liquipedia, Lore, madness, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Open Dota, patches, Personal game data, Server, Silly comic, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	643

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

discrimination, empowerment, feminism, foid, foids, Frenzy, funhouse, gender equality, Gender Roles, going to hell, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, laughs, Misogyny, never believe, Oppression, patriarchy, property of man, remember, sexism, simple as, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

Hey hi hello, Keanu Reeves, Long time no see, mom’s FWB, mtg commander, PALS, peachy, PIXEL, playhouse, Shadow, Standard

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.