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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9285 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
| Farms Harvested: | 638 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
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