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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 299 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1298 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.