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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3245 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8438 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.