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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5160 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Votes: | 4025 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 51 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!