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WeaknessCraft SMP

growth mindset., Honesty, introspection, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-awareness journal prompts, self-awareness quotes, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-improvement strategies, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness, WeaknessCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	6270	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, deputy leader, ground operation, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s readiness, Hezbollahs, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, potential attack, regional threat, resistance, SECURITY, Server, Sweatbox, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mines Excavated:	3982	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	255	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

Brain, Brain Games, brain tricks, cognitive illusions, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, EyeBrain, EYES, IllusionCraft, MELD, mind games, mind-bending illusions, neuroscience, optical art, optical illusions, optical phenomena, Perception, sensory perception, Trickery, vision, visual perception, visual puzzles, visual tricks

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Emeralds Found:	4039
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3616	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5

join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7940
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	4402	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	3817
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Votes:	2154
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Enchantments Applied:	100

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

NoBoysAllowedMC

aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boy best friend, Communication, Confrontation, emma, family drama, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, Love Triangle, movie night, NoBoysAllowedMC, personal space, Respect, science experiment, teenage drama, trust issues

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, love triangles, and friendship drama like never before!

Imagine this: you and your best friend are building the coolest castle together, when suddenly a new player enters the game – let’s call her Emma. Your best friend starts acting all weird around her, trying to impress her and stealing glances when he thinks you’re not looking. But little does he know, you’re onto him and his secret crush!

One day, while watching a movie together in-game, you catch your best friend trying to make a move on Emma. The tension is high, the drama is real. Will you stand up for your friend and call him out, or will you let the love triangle unfold before your very eyes?

Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!