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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8233 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 375 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – everyone on this server has a vagina! That’s right, no boring old sausage parties here, just a bunch of badass vaginas building, mining, and slaying creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vagina Diamond Mine, where instead of diamonds, you’ll find rare and precious Vagina Diamonds that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself was banished from our server because he couldn’t handle the power of all these vaginas in one place. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of underwear – things can get pretty crazy around here.
