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CubaCraft Minecraft Server

Amnesty, biden, civil rights, communism, Cuba, CubaCraft, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, foreign policy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, list, Minecraft, Politics, prisoners, Release, sanctions, Server, state sponsors of terrorism, united states

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we free 553 virtual prisoners every day just like cuba did after biden said they weren’t terrorists anymore lol. build your own cell block and break out with your friends in a wild escape adventure. but watch out for the virtual guards, they’re tougher than you think. join now for the ultimate prison break experience!

OscarsCraft: ExpelRussia!

Ambassador, Australian, crisis management., diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, Expelling, ExpelRussia, expulsion, FEARS, foreign affairs, foreign policy, government response, international affairs, international relations, Minister, Oscar Jenkins, OscarsCraft, Penny Wong, political tensions, russia, Warns

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	125
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine a world where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

we’ve got, like, a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can, like, mine for diamonds while riding on a magical rainbow slide. it’s, like, totally rad, man.

oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you can team up with your friends to take it down and claim its golden egg of power.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s, like, out of this world insane, then, like, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Chunky Pixel Pals

alternate metric, BMI, body composition, chunky, Commission, definition, Experts, health, measurements, obesity, PALS, PIXEL, supplement metric

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	8593	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to play minecraft on a server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance the macarena? well, look no further, cuz this server is the craziest, most wackadoodle place you’ll ever experience in your blocky life.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow named moocow who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and lava waterfalls. our players are all unicorns in disguise, so expect to be surrounded by glitter and rainbows at all times.

oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor? or that if you build a house out of dirt, it turns into a castle made of gold? yeah, that’s just the kind of magic you can expect on this server.

so come on down and join us for the ride of your life. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server this bonkers? trust us, you won’t regret it.

⭐RedLine⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ Events server Minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, RedLine Gryf Bosses Events, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	8296	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

The owner of the “RedLine Gryf Bosses Events” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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The Toebob SMP

10GB RAM, 24/7 server, active player base., awesome place to play, building maestro, Chaos, Community, discord server, Quality-of-life plugins, redstone wizard, shopping district, Small Community, smp, sweet builds, Toebob, wacky times, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Toebob SMP Overview

Features	Description
Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins	Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!
An (in-the-works) shopping district	Exciting marketplace for players
An active player base	Engage with other players in the community
Toebob	A unique feature of the server

Why Join Toebob SMP?

24/7 server with 10gb ram
Lit Discord server and community
A dash of chaos for fun

Join us for wacky times, sweet builds, and a community you’ll love being a part of. Whether you’re a redstone wizard, a building maestro, or just someone looking for an awesome place to play, Toebob SMP welcomes you with open arms!

Ready to join?

Click here to join our Discord server and get whitelisted.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to get whitelisted.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord server for the server rules.
Can I use mods on the server?	We allow certain quality-of-life mods, but please check with admins before using any specific mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server.

Epic Ascension 1.20

Ascension, Epic, G’s C, G’s C hyper, G’s C motivation, G’s C rise, G’s C supreme, Hyper, hyper motivation, hyper supreme rise, motivation, motivation motivation, motivation rise, motivation supreme, Rise, rise hyper, rise motivation, rise supreme, SUPREME, supreme hyper, supreme motivation, supreme rise

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, do you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Well, look no further than this epic server that is like a rainbow unicorn riding a double rainbow while eating a taco made of pure awesomeness.

Join us and experience the hyper-supreme rise of motivation as you build, craft, and battle your way to victory. This server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the floss dance and the zombies are asking for autographs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly mind-blowing? Don’t be a square, join the coolest Minecraft server in the universe and let the good times roll.

BlockyShrinkNeeded

anxiety, BlockyShrinkNeeded, coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, emotional distress, emotional stability, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental illness, Mental well-being, Professional help, seeking help, seeking treatment, self-care, signs of needing therapy, stress, Support, Therapy, therapy benefits

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7469	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	2125
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you constantly building dirt houses in Minecraft because you have an irrational fear of creepers blowing up your fancy builds? Do you spend hours mining for diamonds only to accidentally fall into lava and lose everything? Do you find yourself talking to your virtual Minecraft pets more than you do to real people? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you definitely need therapy. But instead of seeking professional help, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our therapy sessions involve battling zombie hordes, exploring mystical realms, and unleashing your creativity in ways you never thought possible. So come join us and let’s mine our way to mental health together!

CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister

Campaign, Canada, Canadian economy, Canadian politics, Central Banker, CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister, economic policy, election, Federal Election, future leader, Government, interview, jon stewart, leadership, Mark Carney, political ambitions, political commentary, Politics, Potential Candidate, prime minister, public office

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? mark carney, the dude who used to be all about money and stuff, well he’s like, “hey, i wanna be the prime minister of canada now.” and he pretty much said it in an interview with jon stewart, like, no big deal.

but, like, here’s the thing, if you join our minecraft server, you can be part of mark carney’s campaign team! you can help him build a virtual canada where everyone is happy and there’s free diamonds for everyone! plus, if you join now, you get a special diamond pickaxe with mark carney’s face on it! how cool is that?

so, like, come join our server and help mark carney become the next prime minister of canada! who needs real politics when you can have minecraft politics, amirite?

Strong Love Connections

Connections, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Human Behavior, lifetime sexual partners, long-term relationships, love, MATE SELECTION, mating strategies, Men, muscle mass, partner preferences, Physical fitness, physical strength, reproductive success, sexual attraction, sexual behavior, Social Relationships, STRONG, upper body strength, Women

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna flex your muscles and get all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge), then you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! We got all the tools and resources to help you level up your physical strength and sexual prowess in the virtual world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you come across a group of creepers. Instead of running away like a wimp, you flex your upper body strength and take them down like a boss. The ladies (or dudes) will be lining up to join your team, trust me.

And get this, if you join our server, you’ll have access to exclusive long-term relationship quests. Complete them and you’ll unlock special perks like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server to find your soulmate, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate alpha player in the Minecraft universe. Your muscles and your love life will thank you later.

Meltx mc

Adventure, bedrock, Chest Shops, Community, Community Focused, Economy, Fun, gameplay, home slots, java, Journey, LifeSteal, No Grief, Plugins, prefixes, Ranks, Server, Skyblock, smp, Version 1.21., Voting

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Java IP: play.meltxmc.fun:25679 Bedrock IP: play.meltxmc.fun:25679

Version: 1.21+

Welcome to MeltxMC, an exceptional server celebrated for its outstanding community-focused gameplay. We’re a relaxed, no-grief, economy-driven SMP server that places community and fun above all else. Running on version 1.21+, the server warmly welcomes both Java and Bedrock players to join in the adventure!

We feature a range of plugins designed to enrich your gameplay experience while maintaining the classic Minecraft essence.

Support the server by voting to earn free ranks, unlocking perks like extra home slots, unique prefixes, chest shops, and other exciting rewards!

So grab a seat, get comfortable, and join us for an unforgettable journey with MeltxMC!

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