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DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	New Chunks Explored:	370136

On our Minecraft server, doctors are associated with saving villagers from zombie infections by performing virtual surgeries using enchanted diamond scalpels. Builders are known for constructing entire cities in a single night using nothing but their imagination and a stack of magical blocks. And farmers? Well, they’re famous for growing crops so massive that they tower over the clouds and rain down golden apples upon the land. So come join us on our server, where every profession is a wild adventure waiting to happen!

CelebSurvivalCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you ready to survive epic adventures and brush with death like a true celebrity? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can test your luck and skills in the most outrageous ways possible!

We have had famous Minecraft players like Steve and Herobrine survive near-death experiences while battling giant creepers and dodging lava pits. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legendary survivor like them!

From epic PvP battles to insane parkour challenges, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat and laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next celebrity to survive the craziest Minecraft server around!

LobsterCraft: French Budget Blunder

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we be livin’ like kings and queens! i’m talkin’ lobster dinners worth €500K, like what even is that?! the French presidency be shakin’ in their boots cuz we be ballin’ so hard. come join us and live like royalty, buildin’ castles and eatin’ lobster every night. ain’t no budget holdin’ us back, we be livin’ the high life in this server. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us and be part of the madness!

PsychoLeanCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD!

SO, GET THIS, ON OUR SERVER, YOUR HEAD POSTURE WILL BE MORE FORWARD LEANING! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IT’S LIKE YOU’RE ALWAYS READY TO POUNCE ON THOSE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES!

AND GET THIS, JOINING OUR SERVER IS ASSOCIATED WITH REDUCED CARDIORESPIRATORY FITNESS! I MEAN, WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT, RIGHT? YOU’LL BE SLAYING MOBS LEFT AND RIGHT WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Eternal Chaos

Anarchy, Community, Discord, eternal chaos, Experience, Fun, Helpful, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3060
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

A fun anarchy server for everyone to enjoy.The community is helpful and to get a better experience please join the discord.Please join the server and enjoy for yourself.

eternalchaosmc.com

AQUA PE Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, AQUA PE, building, Community, Crafting, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, No Private, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Vanilla Survival Server! Economy present

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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing left for you to do is jerk off to your girlfriend’s friends’ Instagram pics! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who share a love for cuckolding, feet, femdom, bicurious adventures, and even a sprinkle of incest (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!). Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and explore the depths of our twisted fantasies together. Who needs a 19-year-old girlfriend when you have a whole server of kinky companions to play with? Come on in and let the debauchery begin!

HanaKeiji’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.

And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!

NaiveMomNoMoreMC

acceptance, asl, blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deaf, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family counseling, family dynamics, Honesty, learning disabilities, Miscommunication., NaiveMomNoMoreMC, parental relationships, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8284	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Items Found:	1019	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can communicate with your fellow players in ASL? Look no further! Join our server where everyone speaks in ASL, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.

Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of grinding in real life to make some cash? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a unique opportunity to make $100 in the blink of an eye! Just join our server and mine some virtual diamonds, then trade them with our NPC villagers for real money! It’s like a virtual diamond heist without the risk of getting caught by the virtual police!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	207
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1231
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!