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DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

On our Minecraft server, doctors are associated with saving villagers from zombie infections by performing virtual surgeries using enchanted diamond scalpels. Builders are known for constructing entire cities in a single night using nothing but their imagination and a stack of magical blocks. And farmers? Well, they’re famous for growing crops so massive that they tower over the clouds and rain down golden apples upon the land. So come join us on our server, where every profession is a wild adventure waiting to happen!

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!

What is the IP for OmzBlox Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

OmzBlox is a talented and well-known content creator in the Roblox community. With a passion for creating fun and engaging games, OmzBlox has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Known for their creativity and innovation, OmzBlox continues to impress fans with their unique game creations and engaging content. With a growing fanbase, OmzBlox is sure to remain a prominent figure in the Roblox community for years to come.

Anime Jam Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique feature where every anime has the same opening song! That’s right, picture Naruto running to the tune of Sailor Moon or Goku powering up to the beat of Attack on Titan. It’s absolute chaos and we love it! Join us for the most epic anime mashup experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear Pikachu singing along in the background. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

Minecraft SMP: Vore General Malpractice

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4629	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all your vore-related shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and plenty of opportunities to get swallowed whole by a giant Ender Dragon (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Whether you prefer anthropomorphic predators, human predators, or even ambiguously humanoid predators, we’ve got them all here waiting to gobble you up in the most hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to be vored like never before!

Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

> smackdown is not cancelled Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic smackdowns, raw battles, and NXT showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about Rampage – who knows what crazy shenanigans Wheels will get into next!

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the next champion of the server!

KGE – Your pleasant world Minecraft server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0