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The Horror King Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only King of horror himself! Yes, that’s right, every night he logs on and unleashes terrifying mobs and spine-chilling challenges for all players to face. Will you be brave enough to survive his reign of terror?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Blast Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

West China Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!

Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Villages Defended:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by choosing between lethal and non-lethal tactics!

Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old customization options? Look no further! Our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other.

Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Buildings Constructed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where degenerate gamblers are the true leaders of the land! Join us for a chance to bet on who will be the next mayor of our wacky world. Will it be the cow who can juggle fireballs or the chicken with a secret talent for interpretive dance? Only the gamblers know for sure!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!

Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!