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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

PrankCraft: Troll Edition

Caper, Deception, Edition, funny, funny prank, gag, harmless prank, hoax, humor, jape, jest, LAUGH, Mischief, Mischievous, playful, practical joke, prank, PrankCraft, Shenanigans, Surprise, tomfoolery, Trick, troll

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	5090
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise!

Join us and unleash your inner mischief maker as you pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Prankster Gangster Gang, a group of players known for their outrageous pranks and hilarious antics. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for the chaos that ensues!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master prankster in the wackiest Minecraft server around? Join now and let the pranking begin!

SeoulCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, Moscow, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, peace negotiations, political tensions, putin, Pyongyang, russia, security concerns, seoul, SeoulCraft, Server, south korea, summit, Visit, Warning

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got seoul warning moscow and putin visiting and stuff. u can build ur own kooky world and maybe even start a political drama like in real life but in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down, so join now before it’s too late!

CanuckCraft: Cuban-Russian Voyage

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Crops Grown:	9708
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Potions Brewed:	44

so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is like a crazy adventure, man. we got canadian ships going to cuba with russia, like what even is that? it’s all carefully planned, like a mastermind plot in a movie or something. join our server and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it. plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, it’s a total trip, dude. come join the fun and let’s sail to cuba together, eh?

BumperCraft: StickerTalk

auto accessories, bumper sticker analysis, bumper stickers, BumperCraft, CAR, car accessories, car decals, car decorations, car signage, communication style, conversation starters, conversation topics, first impressions, initial judgments, judging others, nonverbal communication, personal expression, personality indicators, social cues, social interactions, StickerTalk, vehicle decor

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	4313
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

So, like, imagine if you could tell if you’d be bffs with someone just by looking at their Minecraft skin. That’s the kind of magic you’ll find on our server. We’ve got players with skins that scream “I love pizza” or “I’m secretly a unicorn.” It’s like a whole new level of friendship matchmaking, dude.

And get this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King. Legend has it, he rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron feather. If you join our server, you might even catch a glimpse of him strutting around, clucking orders like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party for all the creepers who want to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. It’s lit, literally, because there are glowstone blocks everywhere. You’ll never see creepers the same way again.

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a pixelated chicken suit.

ForeverCraft: CardioQueens

CardioQueens, cardiovascular diseases, Chemicals, contamination, Environmental, exposure, findings, forever chemicals, ForeverCraft, health, Interaction, long-term effects, PFAS, Pollution, polyfluoroalkyl substances, postmenopausal women, research, Risk, scientific study, study, Toxins, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	250	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FOREVER CHEMICALS THAN A SCIENCE LAB! POSTMENOPAUSAL WOMEN BE LIKE “I NEED THAT CARDIOVASCULAR RISK, SIGN ME UP!” OUR PFAS CHEMICALS INTERACT LIKE THEY’RE AT A RAVE PARTY, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE MADNESS! GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN… LITERALLY!

BeHvH [1.20.40 – 1.20.80] Minecraft server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

The owner of the server “BeHvH 1.20.40 – 1.20.80” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Iperios: Where Minecraft becomes a chaotic mix of geopolitics, lore, and McEnchant madness!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Server Name	Iperios Minecraft Server
Overview	In Iperios, players can create their own nation, refine their McMMO skills, participate in wars, acquire Geopolitical power, conquer territories, earn wealth, and use custom enchants.
Plugins	– Dynmap
	– McMMO
	– Essentials
	– GriefPrevention
	– SilkSpawner
	– CrazyEnchants

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You need to join the discord and ask for whitelist. Information on the IP and starter details can be found in the #info-new-players channel.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, players can create their own nation with their own form of government, laws, and ranks. Alternatively, you can join an already existing nation.
How can I conquer territories?	Players can conquer resources camps in-game, which will provide geopolitical resources for expanding their nation. More details can be found on the discord channels.
Is there active support on the server?	Yes, there is active support provided for resources, buildings, and any questions or issues players may have.
Are there any beginner kits available?	Yes, after joining the server, a staffer will guide you and provide you with a beginner kit to help you get started.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, canon, cartoons, comic books, continuity, easter eggs, fan theories, IDW, Lore, Minecraft, Obscure, SaTAM, Server, sonic boom, Sonic canon, Sonic Easter eggs, Sonic fandom, sonic games, Sonic lore, Sonic references, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic Universe, video games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old canon? Well, look no further because on our server, Sonic Boom, SaTAM, and IDW are all canon! That’s right, we’ve got small obscure easter eggs scattered throughout the map that have absolutely nothing to do with the game, but hey, who cares? Join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Sonic where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that if you find all the hidden references, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on the back of a giant chili dog while battling Dr. Robotnik in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft server: DiffuseCraft – Local Shenanigans

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”:

– Have you ever seen a llama ride a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? No? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

– Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon decided to take a break from terrorizing players and join us for a game of hide and seek. Spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding.

– Need a break from mining and crafting? How about joining our weekly dance party at the Nether disco club? Just be careful not to accidentally set the dance floor on fire with your sick moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).