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SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

Abuse, aita, black and white, cancel trip, CancelledTrip, colon cancer, emotional connection, family conflict, Feedback, Friends, guilt trip, mom, MONEY, past traumas, Rich, scheduled surgery, selfish, surgery, SurgeryCraft, trip cost

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

free online apps, free online books, free online classes, free online courses, free online downloads, free online events, free online games, free online movies, free online music, free online resources, free online samples, free online services, free online software, free online templates, free online tools, free online trials, free online tutorials, free online webinars, free online workshops, Freebies4U, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4335	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Farms Harvested:	166
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	1930
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCravings

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

TaurusMissileMadness

annalena baerbock, Breaks Ranks, chancellor, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, european union, expresses, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, German, long range missiles, Minister, Olaf Scholz, Political, Request, SECURITY, Support, Taurus cruise missiles, TaurusMissileMadness, Ukraine

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

Competition, console manufacturers, Decline, Dying, financial performance, financial struggles, gaming consoles, gaming industry, industry trends, least profitable company, loss on Concord, market share, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, PlayStation, PROFITS, Revenue, sad, sad news, Server, Technology, video games, Xbox

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8272
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, life choices, never gonna, NoRegretsMinecraftSMP, personal boundaries, personal growth, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-empowerment, setting limits

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Crops Grown:	6949	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

Adventure, Community, Competition, console, CraftyCraze, Day, enjoyment, Entertainment, favorite game, Fun, Gaming, hobby, leisure, mobile, multiplayer, night, ONLINE, Pastime, PC, Play, role playing, Single player, strategy, video games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	142	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Farms Harvested:	135
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Postgame Life 25

Achievements, Adulthood, aspirations, Challenges, experiences, future plans, goals, growing up, Life, Life after 25, Life Changes, life journey, life lessons, Maturity, Milestones, new beginnings, personal development, Postgame, reflections, Self Discovery, self improvement

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	8998	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Fair Play Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Conflict, consequences, Ethics, Europe, extremism, fair, Genocide, Hate Speech, Invasion, Jews, Justice, Military, Minecraft, morality, nuclear weapons, Play, Politics, racism, RETALIATION, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	133
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!