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MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Development, Dig, dont, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Mentorship, MineCraftMentor, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regrets, self improvement, Straight.., success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	1485
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

Abuse, Behavior, buds, Calls, child, child abuse, Chum, chumbuds, cux, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, hurtful, inappropriate, Minecraft, online safety, pedo, please, Server, Sir, UNACCEPTABLE, Words

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

Community, Custom, decorations, Discord, dont, DoubleDagger, Economy, expect, family, foods, Friendly, Furniture, Gyms, installation, Marriage, Mod Pack, Modded, new players, packs, PEASANT, PIXEL, player ran, Poke League, pokemon, Server, Skills, Small

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

Description
TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
Can I marry other players or villagers?	Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
Are there any special events on the server?	There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

5 Centimeters per Second, Anime, beautiful animation, bittersweet, centimeters, Coming of Age, Distance, dont, Drama, emotions, HEARTBREAK, japanese animation, long-distance relationship, love story, Makoto Shinkai, Melancholic, Minecraft, Movie, poignant, Reflection, romance, separation, smp, Time

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	227	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Crops Grown:	2638
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Star Shards Collected:	245
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

Adventure, bedrock, BOBS, BUILD, Community, Discord, dont, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Meeting, Mods, multiplayer, Place, Play, secret, Server, smp, steve, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	3961
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

The Bob SMP

Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server?	Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
Are the staff members helpful?	Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

Character development, Diversity, dont, effeminate, female, Female Characters, female empowerment, female mc, female perspective, Female Protagonist, female representation, full, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Literature, Male, Minecraft, Protagonist, smp, storytelling, strong female lead, Traits, Writing

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	114
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

bald white man trend, character design, Character development, creative choices, cultural impact, designs, Diversity, dont, female, female empowerment, female leads, Female Protagonists, game design, games, gaming industry, gender stereotypes, generic characters, industry trends, INTERESTING, Minecraft, Personality, player experience, Protagonists, representation, smp, storytelling, unique designs, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

Anime, best shounen ending, Character development, classic shounen, Closure, creative storytelling, emotional impact, fan reactions, long-running series, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, memorable endings, Minecraft, modern mangaka, perfect, PIXEL, plot twists, resolution, satisfying endings, Server, shounen manga, storytelling, writing techniques

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring and unsatisfying endings in manga? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic and satisfying endings to all your adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of defeating the Ender Dragon while riding a llama named Larry, who just happens to be a secret ninja master in disguise. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of talking creepers who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraftia. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and have the most epic shounen ending of all time?

No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

bathroom, bio-breaks, biobreaks, break time, continuous work, efficiency, Eliminate, eliminate need, eliminate need for bio-breaks, Minecraft, Need, need for bio-breaks, no breaks, no interruptions, productivity, restroom, smp, Time management, uninterrupted productivity, uninterrupted work, work flow, work rhythm

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Emeralds Found:	908
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

LDRcraft SMP: Love Blocks & Lag

blocks, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Distance, emotional bond, Intimacy, Lag, LDRcraft, long distance relationships, love, loyalty, patience, perseverance, smp, Support, Technology, time difference, Trust, Understanding, virtual dates., visits

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	137	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ores Mined:	5829	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261

Are you tired of being separated from your Minecraft bae by thousands of blocks? Join our SMP and build a virtual love nest together! With our magical server connection, you’ll never have to worry about lag ruining your romantic moments again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by the tears of creepers who couldn’t handle the love vibes. So come join us and keep the spark alive in your long distance relationship, one block at a time!

HighSchoolHavocMC

adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit display, explicit material, graphic, high school, HighSchoolHavocMC, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, indecent behavior, mature content, mature themes, NSFW, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., teenage antics

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
New Chunks Explored:	824160	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll see things that will make your high school experience look like a snooze fest! From explosive creeper pranks to scandalous sheep love triangles, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join us if you dare for a wild ride that will make your high school memories seem like child’s play. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or scarred for life, we promise)!

QuadMurderReTrial Minecraft Server

1966 quadruple murder, 88-year-old man, acquittal, court decision, criminal case, criminal justice, death sentence, Decades, elderly defendant, exoneration, high profile case, innocence proven, Japanese court, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, overturned verdict, QuadMurderReTrial, retrial, Server, wrongful conviction

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than this 88-year-old man who got acquitted after being sentenced to DEATH for a quadruple murder case from 1966!

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics!

Join us for the wackiest adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine! Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make you RICH beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will make this court case look like child’s play!

BlockySamurai46

acquitted, BlockySamurai46, court case, criminal justice, death row, exoneration, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Inmate, Iwao Hakamada, japanese, judicial error, judicial reform, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, longest-serving, man, overturned conviction, perseverance, wrongful conviction

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	132
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?

anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).

if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.

so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPotty Panic Server

BLADDER, Bladder cancer, cell damage, environmental pollution, health risks, human health, inflammation, kidney, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Panic, PixelPotty, plastic particles, plastic waste management, pollution control, research, Server, toxic chemicals, urinary tract, urine samples, water contamination, water safety concerns

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5640
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!

Life Craft Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Craft, Curiosity, Existence, family, Friends, fulfillment, growth, IMPORTANCE, Jobs, learning, Life, Meaning, Memories, Minecraft, mortality, perspective, purpose, purposeful living, Reality, Seed, Server, Universe

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ponder the deep questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us as we explore the meaning of existence while mining for diamonds and creating pixelated masterpieces. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect in our world?

Forget about spreading your seed, on our server you can plant virtual crops and watch them grow without any real-life responsibilities. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with (literally, because you can’t physically touch them).

And as for the question of whether anything we do matters in the grand scale of the universe, well, on our server, your creations will be immortalized forever in the digital realm. Take that, existential crisis!

So why wake up and do it all every day? Because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with laughter, fun, and the occasional accidental TNT explosion. Join us now and discover the true meaning of life… in Minecraft!

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

$2.7 billion, achievement, billion, compensation, Dedication, Effort, Employee, GOOGLE, hard work, laziness, Minecraft, motivation, paid, Potential, productivity, Quitting, rehire, smp, success, success mindset, upward mobility, value creation, work ethic

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4097	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

SMPNoobMistakes – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Have you ever tried to build a house in Minecraft, only to have a creeper blow it up right before you finish? Or maybe you’ve spent hours mining for diamonds, only to fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and make it part of the fun!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From secret underground bases to epic battles with giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or challenge your friends to a build-off using only pink wool and TNT? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!