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MommyMayhemCraft

absent mother, Agreement, baby shower, bbq, brats, brunch, celebration, Childhood, emotional labor, family dynamics, Father’s Day, Gifts, grand gestures, Gratitude, MommyMayhemCraft, mother’s day, parenting, Resentment, spoiled, ungrateful, upbringing

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of emotionally absent parents in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only emotional labor you’ll have to worry about is deciding which block to place next! Our server is filled with supportive players who will never let you down like your mom did.

Join us for Father’s Day celebrations that will make your dad feel like a king, with grand gestures and BBQs that will make up for all those years of neglect. And don’t worry, Mother’s Day is lowkey here – because who needs a mom who skips baby showers anyway?

So come on over and build your own family in our Minecraft world, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last diamond. See you there!

RoomieCraft Minecraft Server

best, characteristics, Cohabitation, Communication, compatibility, Countries, culture, habits, ideal, International, Lifestyle, living situation, living together, Minecraft, people, Personality, Preferences, Qualities, relationships, RoomieCraft, roommate, Server, sharing space

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Towns Built:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a roommate? Well, look no further because on our server, countries are your roommates! Imagine having Australia as your roommate – always throwing shrimp on the barbie and wrestling crocodiles in the living room. Or how about Japan, constantly organizing your stuff with precision and serving you sushi for breakfast.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the United States as a roommate. That’s right, the US is always throwing wild parties, bringing home bald eagles as pets, and trying to build a wall around your bed for privacy. It’s a non-stop adventure living with these crazy countries as your roommates!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even end up with a country as your BFF!

DrunkCraft: The Ultimate Fail Server

alcohol, alcohol-fueled mistakes, alcohol-induced actions, bad decisions, drunk mistakes, drunk shenanigans, DrunkCraft, drunken mishaps, embarrassing drunk moments, embarrassing drunk stories, embarrassing moments, Fail, intoxicated behavior, intoxicated blunders, intoxicated regrets, regretful behavior, regrets, regrettable drunken behavior, remorse, Server, shame, Ultimate, worst thing done drunk

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing drunk here is our creativity! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and questionable decision-making fueled by imaginary Minecraft cocktails.

Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky at warp speed? Or maybe create a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Well, on our server, the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve woken up with a hangover and regretted your life choices.

But don’t worry, we’ve all been there. In fact, one time a player built an entire city out of TNT blocks while under the influence, only to accidentally set it off and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of chaos. It was both tragic and hilarious, and a reminder to always play Minecraft responsibly (or not, we won’t judge).

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild – just remember to hydrate and maybe lay off the virtual tequila shots. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

DunnCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, cover up, death, diplomatic immunity, DunnCraft, extradition, family, Government, grieving family, Harry Dunn, inquest, international relations, investigation, Justice, legal battle, Minecraft, obstruction, road safety, Server, traffic accident, Tragedy, uk news, US

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Towns Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

come join our epic minecraft server where we build the most insane structures like giant toilets and flying llamas. we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and golden apples. the admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went to the moon. join now and be part of our wacky adventures!

CraftyCommies vs FrenchFries

armenia, arms sales, arms trade, CraftyCommies, defense industry, defense procurement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, French, FrenchFries, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military conflict, military cooperation, military equipment, military hardware, political backlash, Political Criticism, regional stability, russia, strategic alliances

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so like, this server is lit af cuz we got russian spies tryna sabotage the french arm sales to armenia. like, imagine being in the middle of a minecraft battle and suddenly a wild russian spy appears, trying to blow up all the french arm supplies. it’s like a real-life spy movie but in minecraft, fam. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of international espionage while building dope creations in the game. plus, we got free virtual vodka shots for all players who join. da, comrade, let’s make this server great again!

AquaCooledCraft

adaptation, ancient civilizations, ancient technology, AquaCooledCraft, climate control, cooling mechanisms, cooling systems, environmental factors, Evolution, History, Human Behavior, human biology, human evolution, humans, innovation, natural selection, physiological changes, Survival, Technology, thermal regulation, Watercooled

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where humans are watercooled cuz why not? imagine walking around in the game and suddenly you start dripping water from your ears like a leaky faucet. it’s totally normal here, trust us.

we have a secret underground society of talking llamas who are obsessed with disco music. they throw the best parties in the game, complete with rainbow lasers and confetti cannons. you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a llama in a sequined suit.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky on jetpacks, dropping bacon bombs on unsuspecting players below. it’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

so why wait? come join our wacky world where anything is possible, and where being watercooled is just the beginning. see you in the game, fellow adventurers!

DinoBladeCraft

Ancient, bladelike horns, cretaceous period, DinoBladeCraft, Dinosaur, dinosaur discovery, dinosaur species, discovery, Extinct, EYES, fossil, herbivore, horned dinosaur, horned reptile, horned skull, Lokiceratops, newly discovered, paleontologist, Paleontology, prehistoric, species

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride on lokiceratops with bladelike horns between its eyes!! it’s like jurassic park meets minecraft, but with more explosions and bacon rain!! build your own dino army and conquer the land, or just chill with your dino pals in the hot tub. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the dino-mania begin! 🦖🔥🥓 #lokiceratopsforlife

The Cube | CUBEDAO

assets, Awesome, balancedeconomy, bedrock, Bedrockcompatible, best, Bestserver, building, Coming Soon, Community, Crypto, Cube, Cubedao, Custom world, Discord, Economy, Fly, gamemode, Geyser, in-game economy, java, Jobs, KitPvP, last man standing, new, Newserver, nft, P2E, player-driven economy, Playerdriven, Playershop, PlayToEarn, Points, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Real-world rewards, rewards system, Riches, Semivanilla, Shops, smp, Solo, Survival, TEAM, Thecube, Towny, Trading, Valuables

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	4155	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Bedrock: bedrock.cubedao.net 19132

Java: play.cubedao.net 25565

* Survival – Rule the player-driven economy and become the richest! 1.8 – 1.21* KitPvP – Fight with other players and become the last man standing! 1.7 – 1.21* Coming Soon! – Gamemode Coming Soon 1.7 – 1.21* Coming Soon! – Gamemode Coming Soon 1.7 – 1.21

Welcome to The Cube. operated by the Cube DAO. The Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting rewards system that allows you to earn real assets while playing Minecraft.

The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom world. Our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.

With our unique rewards system, you’ll earn points for playing on our server, these points can be exchanged for real world valuables. You can use points to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or exchange them for valuable real world assets.The more time you spend playing, the more you can earn.

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Incel’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Behavior, BLOCK, ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, incel, Incels, Insecurities, internet culture, Loneliness, male identity, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, online harassment, Party, rejection, self esteem, Server, Social Issues, societal pressures, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, triggers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to unleash your inner Chad and dominate the virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate incel trigger!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a fortress so epic, it’ll make all the other players jealous. But be warned, the incels on this server are not to be underestimated. They will stop at nothing to try and bring you down, but with your skills and determination, you will rise above and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the darkness and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the incel’s wrath?

So come on, join our server and let the games begin. Just remember, only the strongest survive in this incel-infested world. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

R34 Queens Minecraft Server

adult content, character design, controversial, digital art, Fan art, fantasy women, Female Characters, female representation, fetishization, Gaming, gaming industry, internet culture, Minecraft, niche fandom, objectification, online communities, Popular, QUEENS, r34, Server, sexualized characters, video games, vidya girls

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mines Excavated:	1511	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of gamers who are only here for the r34 of video game girls! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, our main focus is on the pixelated babes of the gaming world.

Join us for some steamy roleplay sessions with your favorite video game vixens, from Lara Croft to Princess Peach. Our server is a virtual paradise for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like high-res textures and well-endowed character models.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive mods that turn every block into a seductive scene, so you can get your fix of digital debauchery while crafting to your heart’s content. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our “Strip Mine” challenge, where you have to strip mine in nothing but your birthday suit?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and virtual fantasies. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no real video game girls were harmed in the making of this server!