don’t watch smash Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No Peek Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	960	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	315139
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Enchantments Applied:	233	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6864	Star Shards Collected:	263
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Magic Items Found:	8424
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	102
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

Previous Thread: >>83474603 Join now for a wild ride that’s not for the faint of heart!

StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2621	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!