don’t watch smash Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No Peek Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

TimeMachineTraveler – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? No problem! Or how about fast-forwarding to the year 3000 where robots rule the world and diamonds are the new currency? It’s all possible on our wacky server!

But be warned, time travel can have some unexpected consequences. One player accidentally went back to the Stone Age and now has a pet woolly mammoth named Fluffy. Another player went to the future and came back with a hoverboard that only works on Wednesdays.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through time and space, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

MineCraftyTherapy

coping mechanisms, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyTherapy, perseverance, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, resilience, seeking help, self love, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, talking to friends, Therapy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with life’s rough patches? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and wacky adventure like no other.

Need a break from reality? Our server is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Forget about your problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the craziest creations you can think of.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the land? Or will you get distracted by the endless possibilities of pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Trust us, your rough patch will be a thing of the past once you step foot into our crazy world.

SinwarCraft: Eliminate the Arch-Terrorist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs hamas yo. our new leader, yahya sinwar, is a straight up arch-terrorist in the game, u gotta swiftly eliminate him to prove ur skills. plus, if u join now u get a free diamond sword to take down all ur enemies. come join the madness and show us what u got!

Headstealer: Where stealing heads is allowed but asking for dirt is off limits!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HeadSteal SMP Season 2
Total Members	300+
Server Duration	2 months (at least)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this Discord link and following the instructions.
What is the concept of the HeadSteal server?	In this server, players can steal other players’ heads by killing them. If a player dies to another player 5 times, they will be banned. However, players can revive others using a head and some diamonds.
How long will Season 2 of HeadSteal SMP last?	The server will last for at least 2 months for Season 2.

CraftyChoice Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of blocky history! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of bravery and adventure that awaits you on our server.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Join us on this server and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where players can dance the night away with the most fearsome beast in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, where he hosts weekly karaoke nights.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by zombie pigmen wearing MAGA hats! Join us and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant floating toupee! Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most luxurious wall around your base to keep out the creepers and skeletons who are secretly working for Herobrine! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and MAGA madness!

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inviting your boyfriend to a hotel room causes drama worthy of a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the secret boyfriend hidden in a hotel room. Who knew such a scandal could unfold in the world of Minecraft?

Embark on epic quests and build friendships stronger than any wedding invitation. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to adventure with?

Join now and experience the thrill of drama, intrigue, and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll stumble upon next? It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

CraftyHobbyist SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	132421
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

If your answer isn’t “building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in Minecraft,” then you need to join our SMP right now! We have a community of players who are all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and absurdity. One time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava – and they survived! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad genius and create the most bonkers builds you can imagine, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

PixelChicks: No Flex Zone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	183	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with hunky Steve lookalikes just waiting to impress you with their block-building skills!

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the sexes as the men try to impress the ladies with their pixelated muscles and questionable fashion choices. From awkward pick-up lines to failed attempts at building extravagant structures, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who think wearing a blocky suit of armor is the height of fashion? Or witness a heated debate over the best way to farm wheat in the virtual world? You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join us and see for yourself!

And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – because love (and creepers) are always in the air!

SquadGoalsCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3771
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so like, you know that cori bush chick? she like lost the primary, man. but like, don’t be sad, come join our minecraft server instead! we got like, a whole squad of crazy progressive players who are always up for a challenge. we even have a special event where you can battle it out in a virtual primary election to see who will be the next leader of the server! come join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments, you won’t regret it!