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Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP

aging, COMEBACK, confusion, dronies, Fame, fanbase, former celebrity, has been, idk, Irrelevant, irrelevant celebrity, jim, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old age, Outdated, past glory, retired, smp, Super, super old, want him back

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

MotherInLawMadnessMC

anger management, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Values, health concerns, Honesty, infant baby, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMadnessMC, parenting, relationships, Respect, second hand smoke, smoking, Trust

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law hiding her smoking habit? Look no further! Join our server where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera.

We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.

If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.

And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, becoming an expert, Continuous Improvement, Expertise, honing abilities, instant learning, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, mastering talents, Minecraft, perfecting skills, personal development, quick learning, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, Skillz4Days, smp, talent acquisition

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	3848	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

RedditMineCrafters

Analysis, Behavior, browsing, Comments.., Community, discovery, ENGAGEMENT, History, Insights, INTERESTING, internet, ONLINE, patterns, Posts, profile, reddit, RedditMineCrafters, social media, trends, User

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace negotiations, putin, Scrambled, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, urge, US, Woodward book

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Towns Built:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6

lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

CraftyShmonaRocket

Attack, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, CraftyShmonaRocket, death toll, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Kiryat Shmona, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military conflict, RETALIATION, rocket barrage, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8488	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

abortion, abortion access, abortion policy, abortion services, backyard, community attitudes, community support, healthcare access, healthcare policy, moral beliefs, moral issue, neighborhood impact, neighborhood opposition, neighborhood services, NIMBY attitudes, public opinion, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, rights-based issue, social attitudes, WOMENS RIGHTS, Zone

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Towns Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6717	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

BUTTER, Capy, Contest, Coreprotect, diamonds, Discord, District, Exploration, flow, Fly, friend role, grief-free, Halloween, Homes, kittycannon, Land Claims, Melted, navigation, Prizes, profile, Rtp, Server, Shop, shopping, smp, Warps, world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3183
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

497456338, bandai namcoent, Build planner, Character planners, Crafty, edit, eip.gg, elden ring, general, Google spreadsheets, Group password, information document, Interactive map, Kingdom, Lands Between, Latest Patch, mapgenie io, Minecraft, patch notes, Rentry, Server, touch bloodstain

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

afc, Break, caf, coaches, Concacaf, conmebol, Fifa, football, global competition., International, international break, international friendlies, Minecraft, national teams, Players, qualifying matches, smp, Soccer, sports, strategies, Tactics, travel restrictions, UEFA, World Cup

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8913	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!