dont steal waifu Minecraft Servers

dont steal waifu

  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no waifus in sight? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate waifu paradise! Claim your waifu, post her pics, but beware – if you try to steal someone else’s waifu, you’ll be forever alone (and she won’t love you). No ERP allowed, sorry pervs. And if you’re thinking of posting overly lewd content, think again – passniggers get the rope here. Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so join us if you’re feeling sinful. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, chapter 1, verse 12. So come discuss and have fun with us, just leave your trips at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • /waifu/ SMP – MineYourWaifu

    /waifu/ SMP – MineYourWaifu

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take waifus very seriously. Claim your waifu, post her picture, but beware – if you try to steal someone else’s waifu without rolling trips, you’ll be forever alone. And trust us, she won’t love you back.

    We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.

    Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.

    Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ’94CraftNoMore24

    ’94CraftNoMore24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

    Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

    But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

    Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

    imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

    but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

    Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

    on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

    oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP