Don’t say I love you Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftMixUp

academic pressure, adjusting to change, affluent school, bullying, dealing with loss, family care, family finances, gifted student, GRIEVING, MineCraftMixUp, Moving, nerdy kid, parent-child conflict, robotics program, rough area, school bullying, school district, school environment, school transition, Social Skills

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter more plot twists than a Shakespearean play. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale of Minecraft madness?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, school drama, and the never-ending quest for acceptance. Will you choose to renovate your virtual home or travel 40 minutes each way to a different district? The choice is yours, but beware of the bullies who make fun of your virtual lunchbox!

So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right here in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!

JokeCraft: LOL Edition

amusing, chuckle-worthy, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Edition, funny joke, gag, hilarious, humor, jest, joke of the day, JokeCraft, jokester, knee-slapper, Laughter, lol, one liner, PUNCHLINE, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, stand up comedy, Witty

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Crops Grown:	9294
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

FrenchFriesInSerbia

$3 billion deal, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, BALKANS, Defense, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, French warplanes, FrenchFriesInSerbia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military modernization, nato, russia, Serbia, strategic shift

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	108	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3825	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, like Serbia buying French warplanes level of epicness. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster ride.

imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.

we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VibeCraft: Learn to Please

adult toys, Artificial Intelligence, Customization, data collection, Future, innovation, intimate technology, learn, machine learning, machine learning algorithms, Personal preferences, personalized experiences, Pleasure, sensor technology, sexual health, sexual wellness, Smart Devices, tech advancements, Technology, user experience, VibeCraft, vibrator

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

Neighborhoods of Misconception

affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mines Excavated:	3933
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Towns Built:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

digital community, digital space, forum, Freaks, FreakyCraft, image board, image sharing, image sharing platform, Imagine, internet culture, internet forum, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online image board, online interaction, online platform, Server, social media, social-networking, virtual community

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Villages Defended:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ores Mined:	8783	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	8613
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	7025	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!