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GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool

animal, animal lovers, child abuse, controversial topics, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Criminal Psychology, deviant behavior, Drool, Ethics, illegal activities, Kingdom, marginalized communities, mental health, morality, Pedophiles, psychological disorders, rule, sexual preferences, Social Issues, stigmatized groups, taboo subjects, Trvthnvke, Zoophiles

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8448
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join Trvthnvke? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your journey to become a Minecraft master.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas who will challenge you to epic dance battles. Can you out-dance a llama? Join to find out!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. You’ll never run out of diamonds again!

4. If you manage to find the hidden disco cave on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of glitter and rainbows. It’s a party you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join Trvthnvke today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pull It Minecraft Madness

1. Maybe, 10. Strategy, 11. Thoughtful, 12. Prudence, 13. Judgement, 14. Wisdom, 15. Deliberation, 16. Critical thinking, 17. Reflection, 18. Insight, 19. Intelligence, 2. Smartest, 20. Decision-making process., 3. Pull, 4. Decision-making, 5. Rationality, 6. Logic, 7. Contemplation, 8. Consideration, 9. Analysis, madness, Minecraft, PULL

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Votes:	8362	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smarter than joining is pulling it! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you may wonder? Because on our server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! That’s right, you can build your diamond castle without even having to mine for them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers. So you can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and destroying your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

building, campus culture, campus safety, campus security, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal intent, criminal investigation, criminal justice, Criminal Psychology, Gun Violence, law enforcement, legal consequences, mass shooting, mental health, murder, Safety, societal norms, sorority house, SororityCraft, violence

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Farms Harvested:	485	Ores Mined:	9537
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to our totally not illegal Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Want to raid a sorority house and take down everyone inside? Well, here you can do just that! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not real life.

Join us for insane PvP battles where anything goes, including attacking sorority sisters with diamond swords and blowing up houses with TNT. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

anime adaptation, Bar K, bar setting, Bartender, bartender life, bartending skills, Character development, cocktails, Crafty, customer service, Drama, Emotional journey, friendship, Goblets, GODLY, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kami no Glass, Manga, Mister Perfect, mixology, Professional Growth, slice of life

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land

Accomplished, Adventure, Bestest President, billionaires, charismatic, Courageous, Crafty, Dedicated, Hero, influential, Inspirational, Land, leader, motivated, Multi-Billionare, Powerful, respected, Role Model, Successful BusinessMan, The Chosen One, Visionary, Wealthy, Young Christian Warrior

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mines Excavated:	4828
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Potions Brewed:	79
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.

But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Fortune Cookie Craft

Adversity, asian, can’t get up, Challenges, China, Chinese, Community, cookie, Craft, Crisis, Difficulties, fallen, fallen behind, fallen down, fortune, Help, need assistance, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, setback, Struggle, Support

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

Blocky McBlockface

1. smooth, blocky, calm 20. serene, even 10. unblemished, flawless 8. gentle, flowing 14. seamless, fluid 19. tranquil, frictionless 16. sleeked, glassy 5. buttery, glossy 13. supple, lustrous 7. refined, McBlockface, Peaceful, shiny 11. elegant, sleek 4. velvety, slick 3. polished, smooth 2. silky smooth, soft 6. creamy, suave 15. well-oiled, suave 9. satiny, trim 17. easy, untroubled 18. effortless, well-groomed 12. graceful

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	457716	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

Cheese, Combo, cravings, drive thru, DriveThru, extra dip, fast food, Hungry, indulgence, Large, large soda, Meal, meal deal, menu, minecrafty, number, number forty-five, number nine, number seven, number six, Ordering, Server, Soda, takeout

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

authoritarianism, Crafty, dictator, disapproval, discrimination, equality, feminism, Hate Speech, History, hitler, intolerance, Misogyny, nazi, Nazis, Oppression, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, sexism, social justice, White, white women, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crops Grown:	8706
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!