“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8063
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	548

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

QuebecCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Amazon employees, amazon news, Amazon unionization, Amazon warehouse closures, Canada, Canadian labor laws, Closure, employees, labor dispute, labor rights, labor union, Minecraft, protest, québec, Quebec news, QuebecCraft, Server, unionized, warehouse workers, Warehouses, worker rights

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than amazon closing 7 warehouses in quebec!!! we got more twists and turns than a soap opera, with players forming unions and fighting for their rights like it’s a battle royale!

join us and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual world, where you can build your own empire and conquer other players with your epic skills. who needs amazon when you can be the boss of your own warehouse in minecraft?!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in a minecraft server. trust us, it’s more fun than watching warehouse workers unionize in quebec!

CraftyCreeperz: Euro Edition

Alliance, ARMS, chief, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, defense spending, Diplomacy, Edition, EURO, Europe, funding, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military aid, nato, Rutte, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

lol so like, u know how NATO is all serious and stuff? well, our server is like the complete opposite! we got NATO chief Rutte running around saying Europe gonna pay for US arms for Ukraine but like, who cares about that when u can join our server and have a blast!

come join us and u can be part of the wackiest adventures ever! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground base where u can battle evil mobs and save the day!

plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that will follow u around and explode on command! so what u waiting for? join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorologist Mayhem

broadcasting, channel lineup, iowa, Iowa weather, local news, MAYHEM, meteorologist, Meteorologists, News, programming, staff changes, television, the weather channel, TV stations, weather coverage, weather experts, Weather forecast, weather forecasting, weather patterns, weather reports, weather technology, weather updates

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	893	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Items Found:	3028

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the weather is controlled by a team of highly trained meteorologists from iowa? well, now u can! forget about boring old sunny days or rainy nights, on this server, the weather is always unpredictable and crazy! one time, a tornado picked up a whole village and dropped it in the middle of a desert biome, talk about a wild ride! join now for the chance to experience weather like never before and maybe even get swept away in a hurricane of fun!

Epic Adventure Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Adventure, amazing, Astonishing, awe-inspiring, Awesome, Breathtaking, Cool, Epic, eXtraordinary, Fabulous, fantastic, Great, Impressive.., Incredible, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, Outstanding, Realm, remarkable, Sensational, SUPERB, wow

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mines Excavated:	3153
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Royal Courts Attended:	2

OMG, you have to join this Minecraft server because it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can ride pigs into battle against evil creepers and zombies!

The community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt, and the moderators are like super cool wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wands.

You can build the most epic castles and pixel art masterpieces, and there’s even a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and spiders.

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life – you won’t regret it!

WhoreBroBanterCraft

Boundaries, brother, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, emotional response, family, hurt feelings, joking, justified reaction, name-calling, past, past experiences, personal history, relationships, self worth, sibling rivalry, Siblings, whore, WhoreBroBanterCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2899	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
New Chunks Explored:	472693	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to escape real-life family feuds like this one and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Our server is so wild, even your brother calling you a “whore” for having three past relationships will seem like child’s play. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your lack of serious relationships – in fact, we encourage it! Who has time for love when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs?

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual relationship that lasts longer than 6 months!

CarlinCraft: Comedy & Creativity

CarlinCraft, comedian, comedy, comedy genius., comedy legend, controversial, counterculture, creativity, cultural critic, free speech, george carlin, humor, Iconoclast, influential, Irreverent, legend, legendary comedian, observational humor, Political satire, satire, social commentary, stand up, Thought-provoking

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	144	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Do you love George Carlin as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can build a shrine dedicated to the comedy legend himself! Join us for epic building contests where you can recreate George Carlin’s most iconic moments in block form. Plus, rumor has it that George Carlin’s ghost haunts our server, telling jokes and giving out diamond blocks to lucky players. So come join us for a laugh and a good time on our George Carlin-themed Minecraft server!

KurskKillerz Minecraft Server

Conflict, crime, diplomatic relations, Espionage, extradition, international news, investigation, Justice, Kim Jong-un, Kursk, KurskKillerz, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, murder, North Korea, Russian soldiers, sanctions, Server, suspects, violence, Vladimir Putin, wanted

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2870
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where three north koreans are on the run from the russian army! they are hiding out in our server, building secret bases and dodging bullets left and right. join them in their quest for survival and help them fend off the russian soldiers trying to take them down. it’s a wild ride full of danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world.

NATOpeacekeepersLOL

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military intervention, military presence, nato, NATOpeacekeepersLOL, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political disputes, russia, security concerns, territorial sovereignty, Ukraine, uncontrollable escalation

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Votes:	2761

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject the idea of boring old peacekeepers and instead have uncontrollable escalation of fun and chaos! experience the thrill of building your own russian-inspired creations while battling it out with other players in intense pvp battles. beware, as the russian mobs are not to be underestimated and will keep you on your toes at all times. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Anti-Griefing, Auctions, backup strategy, Community, Economy, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Live Map, Marriage plugin, No Resets, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. We aim to bring players together in a friendly and engaging environment. Explore more about HearthCraft here.

Features

Feature	Description
Never Reset	The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
No Pay-to-Win	No paid perks that give players an advantage.
Resource Worlds	Resource worlds reset monthly.

Technical Details

Detail	Description
Server Backup	Backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy.
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia.

Links

Website
Discord
Rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics

Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, 94222966, Kingdoms, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can build your dreams and escape from the harsh reality of adulting.

We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts, and flying pigs delivering you diamonds on a silver platter.

Not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to techno music.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

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