don’t let me fall into the lava Minecraft Servers

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Towns Built:	7	Mines Excavated:	3598
New Chunks Explored:	311548	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Items Found:	3825
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1170
Alien Abductions:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1601
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4498	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	9097	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	227
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!