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ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

aloof, Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a shit, detached, disinterested, Disregard, don’t give a damn, impassive, indifference, indifference towards, indifferent attitude, Minecraft, nonchalant, not caring, Server, unaffected, unbothered, unconcerned, unimpressed, uninterested, Unmoved, ZeroFucks

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!

CraftySpy28

#intelligence gathering, 28 countries, counterintelligence, covert activities, CraftySpy28, diplomatic relations, Espionage, espionage network, foreign agents, government agencies, Intelligence Minister, Intelligence Operations, international affairs, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad, national security, security threats, SPIES, Surveillance, undercover operatives

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4484	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Towns Built:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

hey u, yes u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, u should join our server cuz we got spies from 28 countries, just like Iran! we got secret missions, undercover ops, and even a secret base hidden in the depths of the nether! join now and be a spy for our server, uncovering secrets and taking down enemies with ur epic minecraft skills! what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most secretive and thrilling minecraft server out there!

FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	321919	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

NanoRNACraft

biopsy, blood nanoparticles, Blood Test, Cancer, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, innovation, Invasive, less invasive, liquid biopsy, Medical research, Nanoparticles, NanoRNACraft, new class, Precision medicine, prostate cancer, researchers, RNA, Technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

so like, listen up gamers, dis server is like, totally outta dis world. we got like, scientists and stuff finding new classes of RNA in blood nanoparticles, like what even is that? but like, it’s gonna help diagnose prostate cancer without even having to do surgery, like, mind blown, right?

join dis server and you’ll be part of the most epic quest to discover new ways to save lives using Minecraft. who knew blocky pixels could be so life-changing, amirite? plus, we got like, secret labs and stuff where you can conduct experiments and maybe even cure diseases in the game.

so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world through Minecraft, join dis server now. who needs med school when you got a pickaxe and a dream, right? let’s do dis, gamers!

BratzCraft Minecraft Server

“2000s”, Bratz, bratz dolls, bratz fashion, bratz toys, BratzCraft, Childhood, Collectibles, Discontinued, dolls, dolls collection, fashion, fashion dolls, Girls, iconic, it’s over, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, Popular, Server, Toys

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, say goodbye to those basic servers because on our server, it’s over bratz!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are actually friendly and will do your bidding. Want a creeper to be your personal bodyguard? Done. Need a skeleton to serenade you with a lullaby? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect them all and become the wealthiest player in the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It’s over bratz, and it’s just getting started!

“CraftyClutz Minecraft SMP” Good thing: I can build amazing structures with redstone Bad thing: I always accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base

accidentally, amazing, bad thing, base, BUILD, CraftyClutz, good thing, introspection, Minecraft, negative traits, personal growth, positive traits, redstoneBad, SELF AWARENESS, self awareness activities, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-criticism, self-evaluation, set, SMPGood, Strengths, Structures, Tnt, Traps, weaknesses

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mines Excavated:	3384
Alien Abductions:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

One good thing about me is that I can build epic structures in Minecraft that will make your jaw drop. One bad thing is that I have a tendency to accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base… oops! But hey, at least it keeps things interesting on the server, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and epic builds that will leave you in awe. Just make sure to watch your step around me and my TNT shenanigans!

ToiletTroubleCraft

accessibility, Chronic illness, disability awareness, disability discrimination, disability rights, disabled rights, disabled toilets, flare up, inflammatory bowel disease, inflammatory bowel disease flare, invisible disability, Invisible illness, judgemental, Respect, restroom accessibility, restroom accommodations, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom use, ToiletTroubleCraft, ulcerative colitis

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	8136	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is welcome, regardless of their disability status or lack thereof! We don’t discriminate here, unlike that wheelchair warrior who tried to gatekeep the disabled toilets in real life.

Join our server and build your own accessible toilets for all to use, disabled or not! Show that judgmental prick from the restaurant what true inclusivity looks like. Plus, you never know when you might need a quick escape to the virtual bathroom during a heated PvP battle – no judgment here!

So come on in, craft your heart out, and remember: on our server, everyone is disabled…ly awesome at Minecraft!

CraftyLuxeMC

appreciation, Childhood, CraftyLuxeMC, experiences, Gratitude, gratitude practice, growing up, humble beginnings, luxuries, Memories, mindset, Nostalgia, overcoming adversity, perspective, POVERTY, Reflection, resilience, simple pleasures, small things, Struggle, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury resort for all you former dirt hut dwellers out there!

Join our server and experience the high life with diamond-studded dirt blocks, golden apple trees, and a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground treasure vault filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie guards!

So why settle for a measly dirt hut when you can live like royalty on our server? Join now and start living the Minecraft high life!

PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

beauty industry, Beauty Products, Chemicals, Cosmetic ingredients, Cosmetics, Gestation, health risks, high blood pressure, makeup, maternal health, MAYHEM, parabens, Phenols, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnancy health, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, Risk, skincare, sunscreen, toxic chemicals

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	542579	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Players Killed by Monsters:	8995	Towns Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Potions Brewed:	110
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Towns Built:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!