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CraftyKids Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Belarus, Conflict, CraftyKids, discrimination, eastern europe, education, enemies, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, international relations, Minecraft, minority rights, own people, political manipulation, Propaganda, psychological abuse, reeducating, Report, Server, social control, Ukrainian children, violations

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got Belarusian teachers reeducating Ukrainian children into ‘enemies of their own people’! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for some wild adventures and questionable educational practices. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Come see for yourself and join the madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… maybe.

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Foreign Minister, global affairs, historical atrocities, human rights violations, international relations, KIDNAPPING, KidnappingCraft, Nazi crimes, Polish, political tensions, Russian, Speech, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian children, UN speech, united nations, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Muscle Maidens

Crafty, Maidens, Muscle

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Mines Excavated:	2791	Dragon Eggs Found:	1168

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Polish Threads Minecraft Server

Board, Community, country pride, cultural appreciation, cultural exchange, discussion, Diversity, forum, global perspective, International, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, Online Community, patriotism, Poland, Poles, Polish, pride in heritage, Server, sharing knowledge, Threads, Unity

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!

Mom’s Stepkid Showdown Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional impact, family activities, family dynamics, family time, Frustration, ice cream tradition, individual needs, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, neglect, Parent-child relationship, personal space, Prioritization, Resentment, Server, showdown, step siblings, stepchildren, stepfamily issues, Stepkid

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and have some epic adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family – without any unwanted stepkids tagging along!

On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.

Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft, brother, Defensive, dirty dishes, dropping out of college, figuring things out, freeloading bum, Gaming, get it together, grow up, Harsh, Job, messy apartment, PAJAMAS, Productive, pushing him, social media, taking a break, Trash, wasting his life, yelling at game

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of living with a freeloading bum who spends all day gaming and making a mess of your place? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any messy roommates!

Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!

So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

CraftyComforts

baking, comfort, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyComforts, Exercise, favorite activity, gardening, hobbies, journaling, leisure, meditation, mindfulness, pampering, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, watching movies, yoga

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

If your favorite activity is building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is filled with magical llamas that grant wishes and rainbows that shoot out diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Communication, crime, disability, Espionage, espionage device, hearing aid, hearing impaired, investigation, Killed, Minecraft, mistaken for spy, mistaken identity, News, Russian, Server, spy device, Spycraft, Technology, Tragedy, tragic accident, WOMAN

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS RUSSIAN LADY WITH A SPY HEARING AID! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION! WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT YOUTUBER AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH LAVA! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #SPYHEARINGAID #MINECRAFTLITNESS

PagerBombPvP

CASUALTIES, casualties report, casualties statistics, Conflict, explosive devices, fighters, hezbollah, Hezbollah fighters, Injuries, LIMBS, MIDDLE EAST, pager bombs, PagerBombPvP, Report, Sight, Terrorism, War, war casualties, war injuries, war report

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Gods Slained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8155	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is so lit that even Hezbollah fighters are losing their minds (and limbs) over it! Like, imagine playing on a server so epic that even terrorists can’t resist joining.

We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).

So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!