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Anti-SocialCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of enjoying absolutely nothing in life? Do you feel like your dopamine receptors have completely given up on you? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you can escape the mundane reality of not enjoying anything. Build your dream world where you can finally feel something, even if it’s just in a virtual blocky world.

Forget socializing, going out, music, movies, video games, porn, the internet, and even eating. Who needs those things when you can immerse yourself in a world where you can finally feel alive again (virtually, of course).

Join now and let your imagination run wild as you escape the monotony of life. Who needs dopamine when you have Minecraft?

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

black Americans, blocky, Community, crime, exposure, findings, Fun, gun control, Gun Violence, Impact, Land, long-term effects, mental health, public health, racial disparities, research, Safety, shooty, social justice, statistics, study, Trauma, urban communities, Violence prevention

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

IcyDeluxe, Minecraft, movies, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4038	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1973	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Animals Bred:	91
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

Adults, base, Builds, chests, Chunks, Community, Curfew, Discord, Friendly, Glimmer, Griefing, Grove, LGBTQ, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Modded, Mods, moms, recruiting, rules, Server, Spawn, stricter, trolling, voice chat, Waystones, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2557	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	1004	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Community, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Interaction, internet, long tail tags, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, reactions, response, rike, Server, social media, tags, Thoughts, well

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Votes:	1529
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7775	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WifelessWeddingWoops

Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, exclusion, friend’s wedding, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, not attending, OFFENDED, personal choice, relationship boundaries, social expectations, social norms, Spouse, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wife not invited, WifelessWeddingWoops

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server

alliances, bragging, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, press conference, putin, PutinZelenskyBromance, relationship, russia, Server, Statements, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, White House, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best, like, relationship with Putin, man. Trump himself, like, brags about it, like, all the time. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. and, like, while hosting Zelensky, they were, like, talking about how awesome this server is. so, like, if you wanna be part of, like, this epicness, you gotta join, man. it’s, like, out of this world, dude. come join the fun, bro!

BlockyBossMan’s Demise

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Animals Bred:	64
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly! we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes!

if you join now, you can become part of our elite team of ninja warriors who battle evil zombies and giant spiders with nothing but a stick and a piece of string! we also have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

plus, our server is endorsed by none other than Hassan Nasrallah himself! he said it’s the best minecraft server he’s ever played on and he’s totally not dead, he’s just chilling in our virtual reality world, building skyscrapers out of marshmallows!

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cat Scan Cap Fun

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal testing, animal welfare, awake cats, Brain scanning, brain waves, CAP, cat, Cats, Chronic pain, electrodes, feline brain activity, Fun, hats, innovative technology, neurological studies, non-invasive procedures, pet health, Scan, scientific breakthrough, Veterinary research, veterinary science, wool caps

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have CATS WEARING HATS WITH ELECTRODES! That’s right, you can watch as our furry feline friends strut around in stylish headgear while scientists scan their brains. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover? Maybe they’ll discover that cats are actually plotting to take over the world, or that they have a secret society dedicated to stealing all the fish in the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and witness the madness for yourself. Join now and be a part of the CAT-tastic adventure!