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PaintedHenge by EcoRebels

Ancient monument, conservation, controversy, criminal act, cultural heritage, defacement, demonstration, EcoRebels, environmental activism, heritage site, historical site, illegal activity, Just Stop Oil, landmark, paint, PaintedHenge, preservation, protest, Protesters, public outrage, stonehenge, Vandalism

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where stonehenge is covered in paint by some wild Just Stop Oil protesters like wut even is happening here lol. like imagine u building ur house next to a rainbow colored stonehenge, it’s like living in a unicorn’s dream or smth. plus, the protesters left behind some epic loot for u to find, like enchanted paintbrushes and rainbow armor. join now before the protesters come back and paint ur house too lmao. #savethestonehenge #juststopoil #minecraftmadness

HunterCraft: Farm-Free Zone

anthropology, Civilization, cultural norms, demographics, Evolution, Farmer, FarmFree, Gatherer, History, human psyche, Hunter, huntercraft, Identity, names, naming conventions, Psychology, societal hierarchy, societal norms, societal roles, societal values, society, trends, Zone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8098

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground village where all da Hunters hang out. dey run around with their bows and arrows, huntin’ mobs like crazy. but don’t worry, we also got a secret above ground farm where da Farmers chill. dey grow all da food we need to survive, and sometimes they even throw epic carrot parties.

but da best part? we got a secret hidden cave where all da Gatherers gather. dey collect all da rare items and treasures, and rumor has it dey even found a diamond horse armor once. so if u wanna be part of dis crazy world where Hunters, Farmers, and Gatherers unite, den join our server now! who needs a normal name when u can be a Gatherer, amirite?

BlackHoleCraft

astronomers, Astronomical Observations, Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, BlackHoleCraft, celestial awakening, celestial bodies, cosmic awakening, cosmic awakening in real time, cosmic events, cosmic phenomena, galactic events, galactic phenomena, massive black hole, real-time, scientific discovery, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a black hole of fun and craziness! like, astronomers be watchin’ this server in real time cuz it’s so lit!

imagine building your own spaceship in minecraft and flyin’ through the black hole to a whole new dimension of wackiness! we got aliens, space pirates, and even a talking space cow named Bessie!

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet alien that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! who wouldn’t wanna be part of this intergalactic adventure?! join now before the black hole swallows us all! #minecraftmadness

SomeleCraft | Network

accessories, Apparel, blocky universe, creativity, endless possibilities, gaming experience, Gifts, Hardcore, iconic game, imagination, in-game items, Lobby, merchandise, Minecraft, Minecraft-themed, Network, pixelated adventures, PvP, Skyblock, SomeleCraft, SomeleCraft journey, SomeleCraft realm, Survival, virtual aisles

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

SomeleCraft

Welcome toSomeleCraft, your ultimate destination for all things Minecraft! Dive into a world of pixelated adventures and unleash your creativity with our wide range of Minecraft merchandise.

AtSomeleCraft, we offer everything a Minecraft enthusiast could dream of, from unique in-game items to stylish apparel and accessories. Whether you’re looking for the perfect gift for a fellow Minecraft fan or want to treat yourself to something special,SomeleCrafthas you covered.

Explore our virtual aisles packed with Minecraft-themed goodies that will enhance your gaming experience and bring your love for this iconic game to life. Immerse yourself in the blocky universe of Minecraft withSomeleCraftand let your imagination run wild.

Join us at SomeleCraftand take your Minecraft journey to the next level. Shop now and discover a world of endless possibilities in the realm ofSomeleCraft!

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OddityCraft Server

attraction, Beautiful, beautiful girl, Big brains, Buck naked, Chest feelings, Confusing attraction, Deeply apologetically, Dim Fool’s show, Exceedingly attractive, Explanations needed, Good to look at, Hurl herself, No sexual attraction, Not the right kind of beautiful, Oddities, OddityCraft, Phenomenon, post girls, Push her away, Server, Soft cock

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of being sexually attracted to every girl you see in Minecraft? Want a server where you can admire beautiful girls without feeling the urge to do the dirty deed? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls who are so stunning, you’ll be too intimidated to even think about getting frisky with them.

Take for example, our resident beauty queen who looks like she stepped out of a magazine cover. She’s so gorgeous that your brain will short circuit and your libido will take a vacation. You could be surrounded by a sea of naked girls and still feel as chaste as a nun.

Join our server for a unique experience where you can appreciate beauty without any of the pesky sexual desires. It’s like a breath of fresh air for your loins. So come on over and feast your eyes on our non-sexually appealing yet undeniably attractive ladies. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay you never knew you needed!

CarryCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, carried, CarryCraft, Chivalry, comfort, Communication, empowerment, equality, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, Minecraft, partner preferences, personal boundaries, physical affection, physical strength, Preferences, relationship dynamics, romantic gestures, Server, societal expectations, traditional norms, Women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crops Grown:	1321
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	50
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to do all the heavy lifting yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players, which is why we offer a special feature where you can carry your fellow players around like a true hero! Who needs horses when you can have your friends piggyback you to victory?

Join our server and experience the thrill of being carried to battle by your trusty companions. Whether you’re storming a castle or exploring a dangerous cave, our unique carry feature will have you feeling like a true Minecraft superstar. So come on, join us and see why being carried is the ultimate power move in the world of Minecraft!

DisneyWorldFamMCServer

blended family, childhood memories, civil co-parenting, co parenting, disney world, DisneyWorldFamMCServer, divorced parents, divorced parents vacation, fair invitation, family conflict, family dynamics, family trips, family vacation, holiday dinners, Memories, only child, parental involvement, parental relationships, passive aggressive behavior, sibling opinions, vacation planning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	8077	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive behavior, awkward meals, and divorced parents trying to coexist in a pixelated world.

Experience the thrill of navigating through virtual landscapes while dodging emotional landmines. Will your dad be too busy speedrunning through dungeons to notice your mom lurking in the shadows? Will your mom take breaks from building her dream castle to reminisce about the good ol’ days with your dad?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between siblings-in-law who think inviting divorced parents on vacation is a recipe for disaster. Will they sabotage your virtual vacation or join in on the chaos?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community that thrives on family drama and virtual escapades? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with outrageous stories and unexpected twists. Join now and let the drama unfold!

WifeStealerCraft

Apology, childcare, Communication, compromise, flexible job, Frustration, gym, heat wave, migraines, morning routine, parenting, reaction, Running, sacrifice, Schedule, self-care, STAHM, Understanding, WifeStealerCraft, workout time, yoga studio

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9895	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	561443	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where running away from your problems is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Join us for a morning jog through our virtual world, where you can escape the heat waves and migraines of real life. Don’t worry about sacrificing gym time for your significant other, because here, you can prioritize your own well-being without any guilt trips.

Experience the thrill of dodging virtual obstacles while avoiding the wrath of a 4-year-old who didn’t get her snack. And remember, on our server, intent doesn’t matter – only your ability to outrun your problems.

So come join us and start your day off right with a dose of virtual cardio and drama-free workouts. Who needs a gym when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

BlocktopiaQuests

AMBITION, BlocktopiaQuests, determination, DRIVE, Forward Momentum, goals, growth mindset., inner strength, inspiration, motivation, never give up, overcoming challenges, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, progress, resilience, self improvement, staying focused, success

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Star Shards Collected:	290
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to be inspired by the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky, shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is home to the rare and magical Rainbow Bacon Pigs that will fill your heart with wonder and laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Warriors who will challenge you to epic battles of clucking chaos. Can you defeat them and earn their trust? Only the bravest and most skilled players can!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

K9Craft Minecraft Server

arms deal, artillery, Asia-Pacific, defense budget, defense contract, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense technology, eastern europe, international relations, K-9 howitzers, K9Craft, military alliance, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, Minecraft, Romania, security cooperation, Server, south korea, weapons acquisition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that has romanian howitzers? well, u r in luck cuz dis server has got u covered! imagine blowin up creepers with a freakin howitzer, bro! it’s gonna be lit!

u think that’s all? oh no, my friend. dis server also has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie pigmen guards, they don’t take kindly to intruders.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yea, u heard me right. flying. pigs. they drop bacon that gives u super speed and strength. it’s like a bacon-fueled rampage through the minecraft world.

so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane server and let the chaos begin!