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South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

Ameribros, Autonomy, Based, CHECK, Confirmed, control, Corruption, Creepericans, don’t deserve, imperialism, in check, influence, intervention, Keeping, Manipulation, Oppression, Politics, POSTERS, power, South, south american countries, SOVEREIGNTY, terrible quality

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Toilet Time Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, evacuation, funny, Houthi rockets, humor, India, lmfao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new toilets, pajeets, Protection, rocket attacks, Safety, Server, Shelters, Time, TOILET, toilet humor, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!

Cute Boy (Female) Minecraft SMP

bisexuality, Boy, cute, female, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Homosexuality, LGBT acceptance, LGBT activism, LGBT allies, LGBT discrimination, LGBT inclusion, LGBT pride, LGBT Relationships, LGBT stereotypes, LGBT visibility, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, Minecraft, sexual orientation, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to go gay for a cute boy (female)! That’s right, forget about diamonds and redstone, the real treasure here is finding your Minecraft soulmate.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and uncover the secrets of the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to go gay for a cute boy/female)!

SkinnySis Minecraft Server

anorexia, Apology, body image, concern, Confrontation, control, family, forgiveness, health, husband, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, Misogyny, ROMANTICIZING, Server, sister, skinny, SkinnySis, TOXIC, weight, Willpower

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like how this sister’s husband controls her diet, our server will control your gaming experience in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine a world where your every move is dictated by a mysterious force, just like how this husband dictates his wife’s meals. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Experience the thrill of being yelled at by virtual characters for speaking your mind, just like how this sister confronted her sibling for expressing concern. Who knew virtual confrontation could be so exhilarating?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like how this sister’s family never expected her sudden transformation, you’ll never expect what our server has in store for you. Trust us, it’ll be a journey you won’t soon forget!

BikiniBlockParty

bathing suit shopping, bathing suits, bedroom etiquette, BikiniBlockParty, body confidence, body image, Boundaries, boyfriend’s friends, Communication, intimate apparel, personal space, privacy, privacy in relationships, relationship dynamics, Respect, respect for others, Self-expression, setting boundaries, small apartment, social norms, unintentional exposure

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trying on bathing suits in your bedroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and scandalous moments.

Explore our virtual world with your friends and show off your best bathing suit creations in the privacy of your own virtual bedroom. Who knows what kind of crazy reactions you’ll get from other players when they catch a glimpse of your pixelated booty hanging out!

Join now and experience the thrill of pushing the boundaries of Minecraft fashion while causing drama and chaos among your fellow players. Don’t miss out on the chance to make unforgettable memories and questionable decisions in our one-of-a-kind server. See you there!

Minecraft SMP: IntrovertCare

introversion, IntrovertCare, introverted, introverted lifestyle, introverted mental health, introverted mental wellness, introverted self-care, introverted well-being, Introverts, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health maintenance, mental health management, mental health strategies, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self care tips, self-care, self-care for introverts, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the real world constantly trying to socialize with you? Do you prefer the company of pixelated animals over real people? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the horrors of small talk and awkward social interactions. Our community is filled with fellow introverts who understand the struggle of having to interact with humans.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your introverted self roam free in a world where socializing is optional and chickens rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

CraftyWakeUp

CraftyWakeUp, daily habits, early morning, first thoughts, morning energy, morning gratitude, morning meditation, morning mindset, morning mindset shift, morning motivation, morning positivity, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning routine ideas, morning self-care, morning thoughts, productive mornings, starting the day, waking up, waking up happy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2043
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Do you wake up thinking about bacon? Or maybe you’re dreaming about riding a llama through a field of diamonds? Well, on our epic Minecraft server, you can do both! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your day off right with a dose of pixelated insanity!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, explosion, extremist organization, hezbollah, Injuries, international affairs, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, News, pagers explode, paramilitary group, security source, Server, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Hezbollah members are getting in on the action! They were playing so hard that their pagers exploded, like BOOM! Talk about intense gameplay, amirite? Join now and see if you can survive longer than a Hezbollah pager, lolz!

Putin’s Baby Boom Bonanza

baby, birth rate crisis, birthrate, bonanza, boom, cultural norms, demographics, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility, government intervention., government policy, national strategy, population decline, population growth, Procreation, Putins, reproductive health, russia, russian society, societal pressure, sx, Vladimir Putin, work breaks

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dimension Hops:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7958
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants you to have s*x during work breaks for the fate of russia!!! he says the declining birthrate can only be saved by crafting babies in minecraft!!! build a love shack, make some pixelated babies, and save the motherland!!! putin is counting on you, comrade!!! come join now for the most wild and crazy minecraft experience ever!!! 🤣🤪🇷🇺 #minecraftbabymaking #putinlovesminecraft #russiababies

BlockyBoundaries: SayNoToStress

agency.., anxiety, Assertiveness, BlockyBoundaries, Boundaries, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, impolite, mean, mental health, personal growth, randomized control trial, reduce stress, saying no, SayNoToStress, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, setting boundaries

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	4161

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna learn how to be more assertive, cuz apparently dat reduces stress or sumthin. u can practice sayin no and settin boundaries without bein mean. plus, u can improve ur self-esteem and self-confidence while u play. so come join us and be assertive af in dis crazy minecraft world!

TerraNations

Adventure, Buildbattle, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Items Found:	3974	Void Gems Collected:	32
New Chunks Explored:	330474	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Star Shards Collected:	80	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to TerraNations! Your prime destination for an earth-towny server. With numerous features to come, you’ll find a great home here.

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