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Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

alienation, Cinema, cult classics, dark humor, films, incel, incel community, incel culture, Kino, Loneliness, Lonely Men, mandatory incel Kinos, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood characters, movies, must watch, outcast movies, outsider perspective, recommended, smp, social outcasts, societal rejection, tragic comedy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crops Grown:	6820
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4406	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

BFsPassingSecrets

abandonment, arrangements, BFsPassingSecrets, Cancer, caregiving, Communication, cremation, end of life, exhaustion, family, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, hospice, in-laws, love, relationships, Resentment, Support, terminal illness, Wishes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about real-life drama like this heartbreaking story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous shenanigans.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!

So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!

RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, communication skills, Coping skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, financial literacy, forgiveness, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy boundaries, letting go, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, RegretfulRookie, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Time management

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of learning life lessons the hard way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down (unless you want to meet a fiery death in a pool of lava) and always carrying a bucket of water with you (because you never know when you’ll need to put out a sudden fire).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!

CraftySocietyOops

biggest mistake, CraftySocietyOops, current events, Global Issues, MISTAKES, social problems, societal blunders, societal challenges, societal concerns, societal dilemmas, societal errors, societal failures, societal faults, societal issues, societal misconceptions, societal missteps, societal mistakes, societal misunderstandings, societal trends, society

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

CruiseMissileCraft Server

apartment, Conflict, cruise missile, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, idf, IDF operation, intelligence, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, national security, Operation, Planning, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7575	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Towns Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even IDF be talkin’ bout it! apparently, Hezbollah was gonna shoot a cruise missile from an apartment in Lebanon, but they got distracted by how awesome our server is. like, imagine being so cool that even terrorists wanna join your Minecraft world! come join us and be part of the action, who knows what crazy stuff will happen next! #minecraftgoals #terroristapproved

MirageCraft – GripenEuroFighter

Air Force, arms deals, defence minister, defense acquisitions, defense capabilities, Defense Contracts, defense industry, defense news, defense procurement, Defense updates, eurofighter, fighter jets, Gripen, GripenEuroFighter, Military Aircraft, military modernization, military technology, Mirage fighter, miragecraft, negotiations, Ukraine, Ukrainian military

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4811	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is negotiating for some sick fighter jets like mirage, gripen, and eurofighter. imagine flying around in a mirage fighter shooting creepers and zombies from the sky, epic right? plus, our server has the craziest pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join now and be part of the action, ukraine style!

Serotonin Space Quests

anticipation, behavioral science, brain chemistry, brain function, cues, desirable rewards, dopamine, mental health, mood regulation, motivation, neurology, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Psychology, Quests, research, Rewards, scientific study, serotonin, Space, subjective value

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

so like, you know how when you play minecraft and you find, like, diamonds and stuff and you get all excited and happy? well, our server is like that but on steroids, man. when you join our server, your brain will be flooded with so much serotonin, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery while riding a unicorn made of rainbows.

our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.

so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.

Elden Ring Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, challenging bosses, dark fantasy, Elden, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming Community, George R.R. Martin, highly anticipated, horseback combat, immersive gameplay, lore-rich, Minecraft, mythical creatures, next gen, open world, Ring, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Emeralds Found:	241	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Golden Time TADA BANRI Minecraft SMP

Amnesia, Anime, Banri, Character development, college life, comedy, Drama, friendship, Golden, golden time, Heartwarming, japanese animation, long term memory, love, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, relationships, romance, slice of life, smp, Supernatural, Tada, TADA BANRI, Time

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Farms Harvested:	269	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have watched the anime Golden Time and have a deep understanding of TADA BANRI’s struggles. Why, you ask? Because in this server, we believe that only those who have experienced the emotional rollercoaster of Golden Time can truly appreciate the chaos and drama that unfolds in our world.

Join us as we reenact scenes from the show, build replicas of the iconic locations, and engage in intense debates about which character is the best waifu. But beware, just like in Golden Time, there are plenty of plot twists and unexpected turns waiting for you around every corner.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where love triangles, amnesia, and ghostly apparitions are the norm, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door, because once you enter, there’s no telling what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

SisterSnubbedMC

advice, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, Ego, emotions, Empathy, family, Funeral, Grief, husband, mourning, relationships, sacrifice, self-centered, sister, SisterSnubbedMC, Support

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Join us and escape the real world, where you won’t have to worry about egotistical in-laws hijacking funerals. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to relax and have a good time without the family drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members who just don’t understand. So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, you might even find some virtual diamonds to make up for the ones you lost in real life!