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SpudCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, cost of food, cost of living, economic impact, expensive groceries, expensive items, financial burden, financial strain, food affordability, food budgeting, food cost, food expenses, grocery bills, grocery expenses, grocery prices, grocery shopping, inflation, Minecraft, price hikes, rising prices, saving money on groceries, Server, SpudCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6647	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced carrots in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical grocery store where everything is free! That’s right, you can fill your inventory with golden apples, enchanted steak, and even dragon fruit without spending a single emerald. Join us and never worry about your food budget again! Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the grocery store is actually a secret wizard who can turn any food item into a potion of ultimate power. So come join us and become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

NoPhoneNoProblemMC

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Potions Brewed:	82	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being constantly bombarded by notifications and texts on your cell phone? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.

So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!

SushiCraft & AdoboWars

AdoboWars, Asia-Pacific region, defense alliance, defense cooperation, defense pact, defense pact signing, defense training, forces, international relations, Japan, joint exercises, military cooperation, military presence, Philippines, regional stability, security agreement, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, SushiCraft, TOKYO, Train

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have japan and philippines teaming up to sign a defense pact and train their forces in southeast asia!! imagine the chaos of japanese and filipino soldiers running around in minecraft, fighting mobs and building epic bases together. you never know what kind of crazy alliances and battles will happen on our server. join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

CraftyDraws – Luck not included

chance, Competition, CraftyDraws, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Fortunate, Included, joy, long tail, Lottery, LUCK, opportunity, people, Prize, random drawing, Tag, winning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

Adventure, Associations, brain health, cognitive dysfunction, cognitive impairment, differential expression, drug addiction, Dysfunction, health impacts, long-term effects, long-term users, mental health, meth users, methamphetamine, MethCraft, neurology, proteins, Proteomic, proteomic landscape, proteomics, research, study, substance abuse

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!

1.20.4, bedrock, charities, creeper, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, diamonds, Economy, ExeosCraft, explosion, Fairness, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, java, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, No Grief, Non-Reset, Permanent World, Pets, player, Player-Driven Updates, rare, smp, Story, Strong Economy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	1.17+
Server IP (Java)	play.ExeosCraft.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Overview

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.

FAQ:

Q: Does the server have a world reset?

A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.

Q: What happens to donations received by the server?

A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.

Q: Is the server inclusive and safe for all players?

A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.

Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.

Q: Can players suggest new features for the server?

A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.

Q: Are there leaderboards on the server?

A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.

Q: Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.

FelonCraft Minecraft Server

country founded by felons, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Faggots, FelonCraft, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ migration, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, minority groups, move to Israel, right side of history, Server, Social Issues, social justice, troons

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of living in a country founded by felons? Want to join the right side of history and move to a land of epic Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server! We have rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

MineArt – Minecraft server

advice, anatomy, art community., art-related, Beginner, books, Confidence, critique, drawing improvement, drawthreads, Exercises, general, Gestures, MineArt, Minecraft, muscle memory, poses, references, Server, Support, tutorials, unforgivable fetishes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your unforgivable fetishes come to life? Look no further! Join our server for new and seasoned artists looking for advice, critique, and support. But beware, we do not welcome /ic/ crabs or bad faith critique – we only accept the most outrageous and hilarious creations.

Join now and unleash your creativity with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play on our server. Build your wildest dreams and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world filled with talking animals and mystical creatures. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

TransManWalkHome Minecraft Server

Angry, cramps, danger, feeling nauseous, FLIRTING, gluten intolerance, google maps, HOMOPHOBIC, Minecraft, Rift, Server, sister’s friend group, stomach pain, trans man, TransManWalkHome, transphobic, UNCOMFORTABLE, walk me home

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Votes:	9300
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in walking home with trans men for safety reasons! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings just like in this crazy story.

Are you tired of being accused of being transphobic for simply wanting to walk home with a friend? Well, on our server, we encourage all types of friendships and support, no matter what the haters say!

Join us for a rift-inducing experience where you never know who will side with you or who will turn against you. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but in the blocky world of Minecraft!

So come on down and join our server for a chance to walk home with your favorite trans man and maybe even start some drama of your own. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you’ll never forget!

NoDiscountNoEntry

Accommodation, aita, Communication, Cooking, DISCOUNT, fake names, family, friendship, Generosity, hang out, Hospitality, Hotel, Invitation, luxury, NoDiscountNoEntry, north, refusal, Safety, suspicion, trip, vacation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Emeralds Found:	2016
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with fake names, suspicious invitations, and generous hosts like Ron who will cater to your every need (discounts included)!

Experience the thrill of hanging up on friends, cooling down after realizing you may have been a dick, and questioning your own asshole-ish behavior. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, and remember – it’s not just a game, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!