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Crafty Crew: Epic International Announcement – Join Now for a Legendary Minecraft Adventure!

#announcement, #DoNotTouch, #Finns, #HandsOff, Adventure, Boundaries, Crafty, CREW, culture, Epic, Etiquette, International, Join, Legendary, Minecraft, Respect, Thankyou, Warning

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is: please don’t touch the Finns. Why, you ask? Well, one time someone touched a Finn and they turned into a block of cheese. True story! But don’t worry, the cheese was actually quite delicious.

Join our server for the chance to build your own cheese castle, ride on flying llamas, and participate in our epic Finn-avoiding mini-games. We also have a secret underground base where we throw wild block parties every Friday night. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on down and join us, just remember: keep your hands off the Finns. You have been warned.

FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

2020 presidential election, democratic process, discouragement, elections, electoral fraud, fraudulent, FunkyBlockz, High-profile claims, impact on elections, Misinformation, Myth, normal turnout, political claims, political manipulation, public trust, short-lived effects, subsequent elections, temporary drop, trump, Trump supporters, turnout, voter behavior, voter engagement, voter participation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21.1, Anarchy, Cases, GLACIO, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	4301
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Animals Bred:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

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Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

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/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

#youtube, Chill, Community, Content Creator, cute, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, general, Ironmouse, Minecraft, Mouse, Music, ONLINE, Server, STREAMS, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual streamer, vods, vshojo

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

Altered Reality, altered state, awake, Being, Consciousness, dreamlike state, enter, FATIGUE, insomnia, mental state, Minecraft, Mode, new mode, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, sleeplessness consequences, sleeplessness effects, sleeplessness symptoms, sleeplessness treatment, smp, stay, stay awake, Transcendence

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

ADVANTAGE, Awareness, Development, education, empowerment, hindsight, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, opportunity, personal growth, perspective, Preparation, Reflection, self improvement, success, teen years, TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP, wisdom

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

CheeseburgerCraft

Cheat Meal, CheeseburgerCraft, comfort food, comfort meal, crave, DELICIOUS, diet, diet cheat meal, diet splurge, fast food, fast food addiction, fast food cravings, Favorite, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, satisfying, temptation, Treat, Unhealthy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

care, EmoCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	82	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

Beautiful, CONFIDENT, culture, Diversity, Empowered, ethnicity, family, female, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, Language, Latin American, latina, Minecraft, Proud, Queen, Server, she’s latina, Spanish, STRONG, Traditions, WOMAN

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

bug, Caution, corrupt admins, Cyber Security, Dive, Dungeon, full, full dive VR, Game, Gaming, glitch, guys, immersive experience, logout button, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mystery, mystery dungeon game, nope, online gaming, Play, player safety, private servers, role-playing game, smp, Technology, trapped ingame, virtual reality, virtual world, weird mods

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Emeralds Found:	7400
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!