donkey kong jungle beat Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	1091	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, artillery losses, artillery systems, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Fatalities, Loss, Military, military equipment, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian army, Russian casualties, soldiers, Tragedy, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/700	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Potions Brewed:	110
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

DebiasCraft: The Science Server

Beliefs, causal illusions, chance, DebiasCraft, debiasing, form, high schools, illusions, interrupt, Kids, Methods, pseudoscience, Reliable, research, researchers, Science, scientific methods, Server, Stereotypes, STOP, study, Trained, unjustified beliefs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Dimension Hops:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, Banners, blockbusters, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Event, Friends, From Opera 0068 with Love, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted weapons and armor. The winner gets a pet Ender Dragon to ride around on!

3. Our server events are crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From building competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening in our pixelated world.

4. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our exclusive club where you can chill with other players, trade rare items, and sip on virtual potions that give you superhuman strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might end up in the Nether for eternity.

Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

comma separated, creeper, definition, Generate, gtDid, Insanity, is.., list, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Tell, up to 20, What

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!

MomCraft16: No Takebacks

#mother-son bond, childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family relationships, Family Therapy, favoritism, MomCraft16, mother-daughter relationship, mother-son relationship, Mother’s love, Motherhood, parental favoritism, parental neglect, parenting issues, sibling rivalry, Takebacks, toxic family dynamics

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/900	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can finally feel appreciated and loved? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where parents actually acknowledge your existence and don’t play favorites with your siblings. Our server is a safe haven for all the neglected children out there who just want a little bit of attention.

Forget about expensive gifts and lavish outings with your sisters, on our server, YOU are the star! No more being left out of family photos or feeling like the odd one out. Here, you will be treated like the precious gem that you are.

So come on, join us and let’s build a new family where you are truly valued and appreciated. Who needs a mother’s locket with only your sisters’ photos when you can have a whole community that adores you? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one neglected child at a time!

BlockBreakersAnonymous

BETRAYAL, BlockBreakersAnonymous, broken trust, Cheating, confronting a cheater, coping with infidelity, Deception, discovering infidelity, dishonesty, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, healing from betrayal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, moving on from infidelity, Rebuilding trust., relationship problems, signs of cheating, suspicions, trust issues, unfaithful partner

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	118
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being cheated on in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is so secure, even your virtual partner won’t be able to cheat on you.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful house with your virtual partner, when suddenly you catch them flirting with another player. But fear not, on our server, you can simply kick them out of your house and build a giant wall around them so they can never escape. Cheating problem solved!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic virtual battles where you can take out all your anger and frustration on other players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come join our server today and say goodbye to being cheated on in real life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement).