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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 232 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!