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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9429 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!